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A popular Akron barber shop had a new robotic barber installed. A fellow came in for a haircut. As the robot began to cut his hair it asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about the Zips, Charlie Frye , the "West Coast Offense" , the merits of the 4-3 vs. the 3-4 , and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really neat."

Another gent came in for a haircut and the robot asked him as it began the haircut, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about Can't State, Josh Cribbs, the legalization of pot and so on . The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

A third guy came in to the barber shop. As with the others, the robot barber asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "70."

The robot then said, "So, David Lee, how 'bout them Buckeyes?"



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I like it Capn'!!!!! bow.gif thumb.gif


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