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  Feb 20 2006, 12:57 PM
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 UA Intramural Legend  Group: Moderators Posts: 7907 Joined: 23-February 04 From: McDonald Ohio Member No.: 3  |
Ok…you’re Martin Pees …or Dean Martin …or whoever the K-ent State football coach is. You want to set your off season workout goals high. REALLY high! But how do you market this to your players? You want to pump them up, but what in K-ent Ohio can you use to define the absolute highest level of commitment to football excellence?
You could ask your players to exert “Antonio All-Pro Effort,” honoring San Diego Charger TE and K-ent player Antonio Gates. Yes, that’s high, but you can reach even higher! You could ask your players to reach “The Lambert Level,” honoring K-ent graduate and Hall of Famer Jack Lambert. Again, that’s high, but you can reach even higher! You could ask the players to reach “Harrison Heights,” honoring Steelers Super Bowl Champion and K-ent player James Harrison. High again, but you can reach even higher! I present to you the highest level a K-ent player can strive for in off-season workouts, as defined by the K-ent State coaching staff: 
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Feb 20 2006, 01:13 PM
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 Zips Junkie Group: Members Posts: 2009 Joined: 2-February 06 Member No.: 350 |
 Is that for real???
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Feb 20 2006, 02:01 PM
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 Zips Junkie Group: Members Posts: 1135 Joined: 28-October 04 From: on the range or in the stands Member No.: 103 |
you gotta be shitting me...
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 Feb 20 2006, 02:06 PM
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 Zips Junkie Group: Members Posts: 1154 Joined: 23-February 04 Member No.: 9 |
That cracks me up considering their fans gloat over Dambrot's "We wanna be like them" quote.
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Feb 20 2006, 02:22 PM
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Zips Junkie Group: Members Posts: 2009 Joined: 2-February 06 Member No.: 350 |
Someday, the "Akron Effort" classification is going to be in the training manuals of collegiate football programs across the globe.
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Feb 20 2006, 02:36 PM
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Zips Junkie Group: Members Posts: 2911 Joined: 10-September 05 Member No.: 200 |
You gotta be shitting me?
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Feb 20 2006, 04:20 PM
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UA Intramural Legend Group: Moderators Posts: 7907 Joined: 23-February 04 From: McDonald Ohio Member No.: 3 |
QUOTE(Quickzips @ Feb 20 2006, 02:36 PM) You gotta be shitting me? It is real. 
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Feb 20 2006, 04:56 PM
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Zips Junkie Group: Members Posts: 1390 Joined: 15-March 05 From: In the Zone... of course Member No.: 154 |
Oh my dear God. PLEASE SOMEBODY GO POST THAT ON BBS!!
It's one thing for a coach to say that you want your program to have the success of another program. This....this....I'm speechless. HOW F'N PATHETIC DEAN..er....Martin...or yea....whatever your name is. |
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Feb 20 2006, 05:24 PM
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Zips Junkie Group: Members Posts: 878 Joined: 23-January 06 Member No.: 328 |
Captain Kangaroo...
Not questioning you here or anything...I just want to be 110% sure before I send this to about 1 million people from Can't...but is this 100% real??? Where'd you get it from? Any proof I can use when Can't people claim it isnt real? Thanks!!!!!!!! |
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Feb 20 2006, 07:16 PM
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 Zips Junkie Group: Members Posts: 203 Joined: 15-November 04 Member No.: 111 |
What a find!
Paging Antonio Gates...have any more "stepchildren" comments to make for the umpteenth time? At least RT didn't put it in writing. -------------------- _______________
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Feb 20 2006, 07:23 PM
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Zips Junkie Group: Members Posts: 2009 Joined: 2-February 06 Member No.: 350 |
I could see that actually happening, as a clever and humerous way to motivate people.
....well, let's put it this way. I guess I could understand why someone thought of it. But you would think that smarter minds would prevail, and someone would say something to the effect of "If you print that, it's eventually going to make it's way into the hands of the enemy" 
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Feb 20 2006, 08:09 PM
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Little Joey Group: Members Posts: 1 Joined: 5-February 06 Member No.: 358 |
...and for my first post: "holy crap!"
that's fantastic. |
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Feb 20 2006, 08:39 PM
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 Zips Junkie Group: Members Posts: 150 Joined: 4-January 06 Member No.: 298 |
this is pretty funny that they would do that i was laughin pretty hard but after thinking about it. It could be roughly like how osu has a michigan time period at one practice a week. they are trying to prepare for playing their rival.
still i think it is pretty halious that you get 200 points for being a zip lol. so 200 points for everyone. |
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Feb 21 2006, 12:53 PM
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 Zips Junkie Group: Members Posts: 305 Joined: 15-May 04 From: Cordova, Alaska Member No.: 62 |
So what would be a "Can't" effort for Akron? Breathing? Walking?
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Feb 21 2006, 02:40 PM
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Zips Junkie Group: Members Posts: 203 Joined: 15-November 04 Member No.: 111 |
QUOTE(UAZips @ Feb 21 2006, 12:53 PM) So what would be a "Can't" effort for Akron? Breathing? Walking? That's a question begging for it's own thread. When I was living in the dorms at Ohio State (don't hit me...Akron's my hometown, but Ohio State represented teenage FREEDOM that Akron couldn't because my parents weren't 130 miles away...you know the 18-year-olds think), this kid I barely knew from a few doors down got so plastered that he urinated on my front door. You see, he honestly thought he was in the restroom because if you went up the stairs to my floor and took a right instead of a left, you would be in front of the restroom instead of in front of my door. I would describe his thought process and execution as a Can't effort. -------------------- _______________
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