I like the Akron reference in this 2020 wish list article
https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2020/01/01/new-year-wish-list-every-mls-team-j-sam-jones
Columbus Crew SC: For those HalcyAkron days
Darlington Nagbe and Caleb Porter are back together in Ohio. Ten years ago they won a national title together. Will the pairing have enough juice left in it for Columbus to make it back to the playoffs? Wait, no, I meant to say will it have enough Zip to it. For the whole Akron bit. Can we go back to the? No? Ok, moving on...