I always knew he was good for something. I never dreamed it was turning lights on.
Anyhow, I was skeptical so I obtained a recording of him doing so at the Isadore Newman weight room.
Because I can't post the recording, I will transcribe it here.
(sound of door opening, sound of someone tripping over a wastebasket and falling in the dark, sound of someone groaning as he fumbles for the light switch), "Yes" (must have found light switch), "Man, you're a good looking light switch." (slight pause) "Did that turn you on? (slight pause) "Darn, I thought sure that would do it. A little help, anyone?"