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#1 GP1

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 08:34 AM

A little slow right now on the board. Let's have some fun. One of my favorite memories of living in NE Ohio was making fun of Barberton. Bring out your best Barberton joke(s). Here is mine for the day: Barberton...Where baby strollers are high school graduation gifts.
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 08:46 AM

A little slow right now on the board. Let's have some fun. One of my favorite memories of living in NE Ohio was making fun of Barberton. Bring out your best Barberton joke(s). Here is mine for the day:

Barberton...Where baby strollers are high school graduation gifts.

You should up date that to modern times...

Barberton...Where baby strollers are middle school graduation gifts.

Barberton...come for the chicken, stay for the incest.
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 08:49 AM

My dad taught at Barberton High for years, and he loved it, but he always used to say, "Barberton, where the kids are raised on cigarettes and switchblades."

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:07 AM

Is "Barbertucky" still what everyone calls that city? Or, has something else become more common? Honestly though, Barberton is not the old Barberton. Many of the people are the same, but they've invested a lot of money into their schools, and build several new buildings. They've also torn down some old factory buildings, and have been converting others to new uses. After decades of decay, they are really doing some great things over there.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 10:40 AM

definitely still babertucky. worked out there at the B&W plant last year and while its not bad, its not great. the commute was still chock full of white trash unfortunately.
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 11:47 AM

Barberton: Apparently the "West Virginia Three R's" are still taught. Readin' Ritin' and Route 21
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 11:47 AM

New pride T-shirts: "Barberton, At least we aint Kenmore"
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 11:49 AM

Why don't Barberton residents wear brown? They don't want to be mistaken for UPS trucks.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 02:06 PM

Question: How do you know it's springtime in NE Ohio? Answer: The residence of Barberton plant flowers in the toilets in their front yards.
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 04:09 PM

Barberton leads the US in the manufacturing of 2x8 front bumpers

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...also available in the Deluxe (pressure treated) model!!!
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Posted 20 April 2012 - 07:17 AM

Question: How do you know it's springtime in NE Ohio? Answer: The girls in the senior class at Barberton start to show their pregnancy.
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 03:23 PM

If you see signs on all of the vending machines that say "This machine does not take pennies", you must be in Barberton. No joke, I saw it today.
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Posted 22 May 2012 - 11:15 AM

If you see signs on all of the vending machines that say "This machine does not take pennies", you must be in Barberton.
No joke, I saw it today.



Where was that at?
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Posted 23 May 2012 - 03:24 PM

Where was that at?


On every vending machine in Barberton Hospital
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