[***GUEST_ZIPMAN***]

YO DAWGS!

GREETINGS FROM THE ROUNDHOUSE...........I'M "POUNDIN" DOWN TONITE BOYS....

THE WOMEN ARE HERE FROM A DETROIT STRIP CLUB ABOUT EIGHT OF THEM.....I'VE

BEEN TALKIN ZIP FOOTBALL WITH THEM AND THEY WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS A ZIP IS? I TALK-

ED ABOUT THE Can't GAME AND ALL THEY'RE INTERESTED IN GIVING LAP D. FOR THE

GUYS AT THE BAR..... CAN'T GET THEM FOCUSED ON THE HUSKY GAME.....WE SHOULD

TAKE THE HUSKIES IF WE PLAY OUT OF OUR A$$ ON DEFENSE AND OFFENSE....THEY CAN

BE BEATEN............I'M GETTING DRUNK.....I CAN'T TYPE ANYMORE THE MONITOR IS

STARTING TO SPIN SIDEWAYS.........I'M GOING GET A L.D. AT THE BAR.

ARE YOU FEELIN ME CAPT KANG?

DA ZIPMAN