Troll-edo Rockets

I posted this on another thread, but I'd like to make a thread of it. In light of my beloved university losing 6 football scholarships , I feel that my apology is most appropriate:>>>Look guys,I'm sorry for all the bad things I've said on this board. I know that you guys have a post that says "do not feed the troll", but really that hurts me deep down inside. I cry myself to sleep rocking in the fetal position every time I log off of this board knowing that I cannot outwit any of you guys. It's depressing sitting in my mother's basement lamenting the mighty Zips kicking ass in the conference. I'll be at the Can't game crying when the football team gets their championship rings at halftime. You'll be able to recognize me by the Zoloft-induced smile on my face. Just say hi and I'll flush that medicated smile wide. **MOTHER, I'M TROLLING THE ZIPS BOARD AGAIN!! GO TO BED!** Sorry about that guys, mother won't leave me alone. She keeps reminding me that I'm 35 and that I have never had a steady job...um, last time I checked being a roadie for "Flock of Seagulls" qualifies as a steady job. I mean, the summer of '85 was a rocking time. Look guys, this board is really my only home, just because I've never "been with a woman" doesn't mean I shouldn't be taken seriously. <<<So you see guys, I'm not all that bad, and my back acne has really been clearing up, so I don't think "troll" is a fair title to give me. **SHUT UP MOTHER!!!...NO....NO! I WASN'T THE LAST ONE TO USE THE BATHROOM** Sorry about that one again guys, mother is a real pain in the ass. She threatened to cut my highspeed if I don't take a shower, but I really need the internet since I have to maintain my level 42 wizard status, if I miss one day I won't be immune to necromancer spells anymore. But seriously guys, my psyche is like an eggshell, and I'm even more fragile than ever since the Rockets are losing 6 football scholarships, this is a sad day in my tiny existence.

Look guys,I'm sorry for all the bad things I've said on this board. I know that you guys have a post that says "do feed the troll", but really that hurts me deep down inside. I cry myself to sleep rocking in the fetal position every time I log off of this board knowing that I cannot win with any of you guys. it's depressing sitting in my mother's basement lamenting the mighty Zips kicking ass in the conference. I'll be at the Can't game crying when the football team gets the championship ring. You'll be able to recognize me by the Zoloft-induced smile on my face. Just say hi and I'll flush that medicated smile wide. **MOTHER, I'M TROLLING THE ZIPS BOARD AGAIN!! GO TO BED!** Sorry about that guys, mother won't leave me alone. She keeps reminding me that I'm 35 and that I have never had a steady job...um, last time I checked being a roadie for "Flock of Seagulls" qualifies as a steady job, I mean, the summer of '85 was a rocking time. Look guys, this board is really my only home, just because I've never "been with a woman" doesn't mean I shouldn't be taken seriously.