ctmjbowes@sbcglobal.net Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 I'm looking for the SHOCKER (game, score AND wresting move) that will include copious amounts of scoring by both offenses. Akron's D will be improved from last year but will suffer the entire game at the hands of the Penn State's offensive weaponry. However, the Akron O will shock the college football world with amazing score after amazing score, the senior passer Jacq finding open targets and an unexpectedly robust running game allowing the Zips to keep pace. Midway through the 3rd quarter, national broadcasters will start to cut to breaking news of little Akron threatening JoePa and his Nittany Lions. The game will end with the Zips up by 3 and the Nittany Lions failing on a last-ditch 4th down play. As the play fails and the Zips storm the field, JoePa will bend at his waist, putting his hands on his knees as he ponders the end to his illustrious coaching career. The Zips this year become what Marshall was to MAC football years ago.UA: 48PSU: 45ZIPS WIN! ZIPS WIN! ZIPS WIN! ZIPS WIN!Go Zips.STZYou do realize it has been 20 years since a team has put up 48 or more points against Penn state? I just can't see Akron putting up that many points. My perdiction is a 34-17 Penn State win.For goodness' sake man, can't you just let me have some fun with my predictions? PRE Season is our time of hope, of optimism. The pain will come. Just let me have this dream, and if somehow the Akron "Hoosiers" pull this one out, I hate to tell you that until the day you die as a Penn State fan, I will own you and call you my personal bitch. GO ZIPS!STZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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