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Northern Illinois at #55 with a projected 10-1 record ranked behind a 4-7 Arkansas team? Marshall & Toledo in the 60s? :unsure:

What a joke! I wouldn't put much stock in FOX Sports.

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What a joke. OK, How is Toledo ranked 67 and and Miami (Ohio) ranked 28th!?!?! Looks to me to be another case of.....

Doo Loo Doo Loo Doo Loo

Boss: JONES! You messed up somewhere!!!

Jones: What do you mean boss?

Boss: Look, you've only got 103 DI-A teams listed, there is 117!

Jones: Wholy crap! How did I miss that many! Lets see, we've got the Big 10, SEC, PAC 10.....and the mountain West. Yup, I got all the confrences. Oh Wait, the MAC is a DI-A Confrence. Damn.

Boss: Looks like a late night for you, this post starts tomorrow with 101-117.

Jones: Man, I really wanted to see tonights episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" I've got to get this done quick. OK, MAC teams.....who the hell is in the MAC. Oh I remember one game last year between Miami O and BGSU...It was the MAC Title Game EUREKA!

BACK AT HIS COMPUTER

Jones: Wow, Miami Ohio finished 12th and BG 23 in the coaches poll. Well, lets just plop them down at 28 and 36. Well look at last years final MAC standings and .....Bam, There, I'll just plug the rest of the MAC bottom feeders near the end. Now, time to call the Intern to fill in the blanks.

THE NEXT DAY

Boss: JONES! You screwed up again! Buffalo is an NFL team and of the 50 states, none are named BALL or Can't!!!!

Jones: No boss, really, they are in the MAC! I looked it up.

Boss: Wow!.....and the rest of this is accurate?

Jones: Yea, I researched the Mid Atlantic Confrence all night!

Boss: Good job jones. I was going to send you to the Northern Illinois, Northern Michigan game in December if you screwed this one up. Instead, you just bought youself a trip to Kentuckey to see Bowling Green play. While you're there, checkout the Corvette Museum!

Fade to Black

Doo Loo Doo Loo Doo Loo

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