Guest ZIPMAN Posted July 25, 2004 Report Posted July 25, 2004 YO DAWGS! WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR A PENN STATE WIN? THE ONLY ANSWER IS I KNOW IS A GOOD DEFENSE.......WE CAN TAKE PENN STATE IF EVERYTHING, I MEAN EVERTHING , "CLICKS" ON DEFENSE.......OWENS LEFT US WITH NO DEFENSE AT ALL.............BUT I HAVE TRUST IN BROOKHART TO PUT A DEFENSE TOGETHER.....FRON OWEN'S MISFITS....FINAL SCORE FROM BEAVER STADIUM ON SEPT 4, 2004 WILL BE AKRON U. 24 PENN STATE 17. THE ZIPMAN PREDICTS...............GO ZIPS. ARE YOU FEELIN ME? DA ZIPMAN Quote
Guest EAGLETIME Posted July 25, 2004 Report Posted July 25, 2004 Coach O left the cubbard stocked to the brim. The only people saying otherwise are the Thomas clones who hated Owens and slurred his name. This year's Akron team should win 9 games at least. It has the best quarterback in the MAC, a great offensive line, and stars on defense who have paid there dues. This years receivers and running backs are athleticlly better than last years and should break all offensive records. Too bad the real leadership of this team is now 90 miles west of Akron. Good luck winning with the new clowns on the watch. Quote
Guest ZIPMAN Posted July 25, 2004 Report Posted July 25, 2004 HEY DUDE! THERE MUST A CRACK HOUSE IN GOOD OLD AKRON....IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOUR A CRACK HEAD.........90 MILES WEST OF AKRON U.THAT'S CLOSE TO ZIP COUNTRY...HE SHOULD BE 3,090 MILES WEST, SOUTHWEST OF AKRON THAT SHOULD MUST HIM IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN. GOOD PLACE FOR HIM. ARE YOU FEELIN ME? DA ZIPMAN Quote
Zipsrifle Posted July 25, 2004 Report Posted July 25, 2004 Ok, Ok, I figured this guy out. Now, he's pretty sneaky. See, his screen name "EAGLETIME" makes us all think that he's with LO at Ashland. But with some careful research of his post, he stated that the "the real leadership of this team is 90 miles West of Akron". Some quick calculations seem to indicate that he was probably an assistant coach at Akron and now has a new job in ......Monroeville Oh! Why does this make sense? Well, Monroeville is also the home of the Eagles! Since the quality of the old staff means they will only be offered the best jobs, it also makes sence that EAGLETIME is in Monroeville. Despite the fact that this farmtown has a booming populaton of 1400, the football team did really well last year going 11-3 and making it to Divison VI state semifinals where they lost to the eventual State Champs Columbus Grove. By now I'm sure that there are still a very few slugs are still a little skeptical. This next argument should close the case. Now, I think it's safe to say that we all think EAGLETIME is a little looney right...well, Monroeville is the perfect fit.....their helmets look like Michigan's but they have the OSU fight song! Now that is just WRONG from either side of the fence. I rest my case! I should have been a lawyer. Quote
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