Balki Bartokomous Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Today Toledo shocked the Ohio Penal League by bringing in none other than the Grey Goose Guzzler himself, Maurice Clarett. This looks to shift power away from perennial league power, the Columbus Correctional Facility Fighting Jumpsuits, and gives the Toledo Correctional Facility Pocket Shiv Rockets the inside track to the top seed in this years playoffs.When reached for comment, the Pocket Shiv Rockets head coach, Warden Samuel Norton, said "With out a doubt this is the biggest pick up of my career. I tried to get Paul Crewe a few years back, but we failed to win the posting. I am very pleased that our football team got a lot better today. Maurice gives us a whole new dimension that the other teams are going to have to worry about now."With Clarett now in a toledo blue and yellow jumpsuit, Columbus is looking to swing a deal with Cincinnati's correctional facility to see what it would take to get a few of the Bengals. Story:http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/6272084 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balki Bartokomous Posted December 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 And yes I know I spelled TRANSFER wrong. Let this be a lesson. Whiskey + breaking football news posting = misspelled words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRasor0200 Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Don't be too hard on yourself.That's some remarkable Photoshop work that you, Jim and Jack did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fear the brown roo Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 whiskey? i'm thinking that's a couple of 40's of busch light from the speedway on exchange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zip81 Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Too Too funny.You should post that on the MAC Board.But then again, maybe not. They'll just bring up the whole "a felon is my roommate issue" again.Good job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FearTheRoo Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Balki, that is HALARIOUS!!! You actually had me going for about 5 seconds until I realized the joke. Nice work!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcperp Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Anyone got an early line on Toledo Penal vs Columbus Correctional, I need this one bad!Art Schlichter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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