Toledo gets huge running back tansfer

[Balki Bartokomous]

Today Toledo shocked the Ohio Penal League by bringing in none other than the Grey Goose Guzzler himself, Maurice Clarett. This looks to shift power away from perennial league power, the Columbus Correctional Facility Fighting Jumpsuits, and gives the Toledo Correctional Facility Pocket Shiv Rockets the inside track to the top seed in this years playoffs.When reached for comment, the Pocket Shiv Rockets head coach, Warden Samuel Norton, said "With out a doubt this is the biggest pick up of my career. I tried to get Paul Crewe a few years back, but we failed to win the posting. I am very pleased that our football team got a lot better today. Maurice gives us a whole new dimension that the other teams are going to have to worry about now."With Clarett now in a toledo blue and yellow jumpsuit, Columbus is looking to swing a deal with Cincinnati's correctional facility to see what it would take to get a few of the Bengals. Story:http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/6272084

[Balki Bartokomous]

And yes I know I spelled TRANSFER wrong. Let this be a lesson. Whiskey + breaking football news posting = misspelled words.

[MRasor0200]

Don't be too hard on yourself.That's some remarkable Photoshop work that you, Jim and Jack did.

[fear the brown roo]

whiskey? i'm thinking that's a couple of 40's of busch light from the speedway on exchange.

[zip81]

Too Too funny.You should post that on the MAC Board.But then again, maybe not. They'll just bring up the whole "a felon is my roommate issue" again.Good job

[FearTheRoo]

Balki, that is HALARIOUS!!! You actually had me going for about 5 seconds until I realized the joke. Nice work!!!

[mcperp]

Anyone got an early line on Toledo Penal vs Columbus Correctional, I need this one bad!Art Schlichter