Scouting the Nasty Valley Nit Wits

[Guest Guest_Man-O-War]

Mother of All Whiners - Pansy State

Hi Zips!

Here are some tips to pass along to your coaches if they are not aware of them already.

After watching and having to put up with the Pansy State Nit Wit whiners for over 30

years believe me we know them inside out. Here are their normal tendencies that

can help you spank em:

1. Zack the Quack Mills is a lefty and loves to roll left and throw short dump out passes

or look over the middle to go deep as a secondary throw. He cannot, get it cannot roll

and throw left. Load up the left side. He also will try to take off occasionally. He will

not hurt you as a runner, Michael Vick he ain't, but you can punish him.

2. Their recievers this year are wet behind the ears, are not blue ribbon quality and

will not hurt you.

3. Running backs - who? All below average, all untested. Stuff em at the line.

4. Special teams - huh? Not to fear.

5. Defense? Looks like a sieve again. Do what everybody in the world did last year -

shove it down their throates up the gut. They can't stop the run.

And finally how could we forget their old fogey coach Joe Pud's greatest 30 year tendency? Short yardage Joe. Remember the Sugar Bowl when Alabama and

All American middle linebacker Barry Krause stuffed em 3 times in a row with 5 yds?

Some average back they had by the name of Gooooman got slammed. He has

]an average db bro playing now. Anyway. Joe Pud thinks any short yardage situation

on the field can be solved off tackle. So on all of them load up and you will shut them

down.

Finally the Refs. Joe Pud won the award last year for the Mother of All Whiners in the

Big 10. He whined, cried, carped, moaned and groaned to the refs about every play.

He even chased a ref down looking like a twig legged chicken. What did it do? 3-9

says it all.

You can win this game and send them into whining land again in 2004. They

really are a below average football team.

Good luck from all of us!

[Zipsrifle]

I don't think that Joe will have to whine much to the refs. From my experience, when the Mid-Major plays the Major, the calls seem to go to the major.

[Guest LIV]

This poster is actually known as Man-o-whore and seems to devote more time to bashing PSU than cheering on his own team...whatever it may be.

Rumor has it that Man-o-whore was a walk-on at PSU who eventually got drummed out and he became equipment manager...which is why he has vague knowledge about events from so many years ago. But his more recent memory is shoddy.

Joe chased down an official TWO years ago (after Iowa at home), not last year.

Oh, and if Akron relies on Whore's scouting report, your coaching staff is even sorrier than Whore would have you believe PSU's is.