To smack or not to smack..

[Class of 82]

I know I'm not the only one who's sick and tired of Columbus State, home of the most obnoxious and self-entitled fans in the nation. Their ex-president said it best when she described the town as a drunken riot waiting to happen at any moment. Other than their coach, they come upo goose eggs when it coomes to class, IMO.Can we win Saturday? Probably not likely, but I don't rule it out. That team down south ain't all that, folks. And far stranger things have happened, most notably this past Saturday in Ann Arbor. Our defense is a LOT better than Youngstown's, and the Sucknuts didn't exactly tear up the Penguins. They only averaged 3.6 yards/rush, and more than half their first downs came on third- or fourth-down plays.Screw Ohio State.I'm a Zips fan. And I say, bring 'em on. BrutusP.S. They gotta figure out a way to get the ball in Bryan Williams' hands more often. That kid's gonna be a star if they let him.

[skip-zip]

Class of 82...I said this on another thread, but I will repeat it again here.I know a lot of people who are college football fans who have had the means to travel all over the country to watch games. Some of them are even Suckeyes fans. And all of them candidly talk about how classless the Suckeyes fans are. In fact, most of them admit that fans of The University of Ohio State are the worst when it comes to harrassing visiting fans as well. One of my friends, who is a die hard Suckeyes fan, once had to defend a Washington fan who was getting harrassed, and getting objects thrown at him, WHILE HE WAS INSIDE THE STADIUM SITTING IN HIS SEAT.Does everyone also remember the State Troopers having to be called in to clear the field by spraying tear gas a few years ago?I bet that leaves quite an impression on the nation. It may not be the students' fault. Moreso, it's the total hilljacks from Southern Ohio who converge on Columbus every weekend in the fall.

[Class of 82]

Hiya skip,Hey, some of my best friends are Columbus Tech fans, and they're otherwise upstanding citizens. Yet even they are embarassed by some of the antics you describe and, sad to say, far worse. There is a sub-breed of sucknut fan that has apparently developed some sort of mutant genetic code that allows it to multiply faster than a warm dish of e-coli.Michigan's version of the microbe got their plate of humble pie this week. Here's hoping for a heapin helpin served up in the state corruption capitol next weekend. Brutus

[CaddyDaddy]

I love this pre-game banter! I still think the Suckeye previl 35-14.

[Class of 82]

Pre-game banter? Oh contraire, CaddyDaddy. This thread is all about the time-honored tradition of SMACK!While I do care about the final score, whatever it might be could in no way diminish my utter disgust for all things related to THE Suckeye State Penitentiary and Maurice Clarett Elementary School. We could lose 125-0, and the Suckwads are still the same Suckwads. And in my heart, the Zips would still be my team and I'd still be proud to be their fan.By the way. Where's that obscene picture of Brutus with the orange lip plug? Somebody's gotta post that thing about a hundred times this week. BrutusP.S. I know some of you Zippies love those scumballs in spite of yourselves. It's a major charachter flaw that-- with intensive therapy, proper nutrition, and a loving, nurturing home environment-- has an outside chance of being overcome. It'll be a long, hard slog, but we'll all be pullin for ya.