Ak*ron Fooooot*bull

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Ak*ron Foot*ball (ak’run foooot’bull), n. the sad state of mind following a loss to an organization one should have been victorious over. This loss was preceded the week before by a “good showing” (loss) against a superior opponent. There is no known permanent remedy, but it is well known that if one is seen to urinate on one’s own shoe in the Rubber Bowl kibo, it indicates an attempt is being made to mitigate the coming Ak*ron Foot*ball state of mind by temporarily inducing a game day alcoholic stuper.