I'll take 80,000, I promise not to work more than 45 hours a week. And the team will have at least 4 wins a year.
...we can schedule Oberlin, Muskingham, Tri-C and Akron Ellet, right?
Pros
It is a a bit surprising. You are surrounded by a good amount of talented high school football in Summit, Stark and Cuyahoga Counties.
You have a great new stadium.
If you win 3 games you'll triple the past two year's individual season win totals.
You are in a bigger city in Akron.
Cons
Ohio State owns your state
Cincy is now viable as well to take more kids away.
You are in Akron, not exactly the prettiest city.
The winter weather.
The soccer team's current roster could suit up and beat the football team.
So there you go on why no one wants to coach here.