OVERVIEW
Zips will bounce back this week after Zippy the mascot tantalized the team with an exotic Australian strip dance promising to show the team "the trick with her pouch" if they beat GW by 30.
GW will walk away from this game with crippling depression.
WHAT TO LOOK FOR
Late in the 2nd Quarter: Coach Ianello channeling the spirit of Akron Coaches Past and finally believing in himself.
Halftime: 2 Drunk College kids making out by the team shop.
THE Z FACTOR
Brian Wagner will have an impressive defensive game. His final stats will be 15 Tackles, and two interceptions turned into charity efforts for religious tolerance.
