Cruising Route 66

Here is a picture of the dangerous Man-O-War, (aka VT#1, PAHOKIE, PAVT, Torpedo, ViperII, Arnie Schwartz, Fat Harry, Big Arnold, Hokie1, Nertz, Leroy, Cletus, Big Les, Rutgiz, Viperll, Hail Ceasar ) Notice the small cranium, low hairy brow, eyes close together. Anthropologists have said that it could be the missing link between the great apes and modern man. They hypothesize the species evolved in central Pennsylvania and was nearly hunted to extinction by its only known natural enemy, the nittany lion. Forced to migrate, some say it now lives in the deep back country of Virginia. Others have observed it foraging along the river banks of southwestern Pennsylvania. It is known to lack cognitive and language abilities and when confronted, tries to scare its enemies with the sounds "Zzzzzzzzzzz" and "Burp".