GoZips Posted October 9, 2008 Report Posted October 9, 2008 CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!' Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that. Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........ You got nice house.' Quote
pdt1420 Posted October 9, 2008 Report Posted October 9, 2008 Great joke, but seriously... Bill Hwang has never missed a day of work in his life. (much to the chagrin of the Akron feral cat population) Quote
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