ksu sucks Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 As I'm sure you all know by now(the national news media has been all over it) Can't has been raking in the trophies this summer. From the illustrious "Excellence in Management Cup" to the 2009-2010 NCAA P.A. Announcer of the Year. And who could forget the 2009-2010 Division I Learfield Sports Directors’ Cup. Due to the surplus of trophies being shipped to Portage county, word has it that Can't's new AD has decided to simply make one trophy to represent all of the accomplishments of the athletics department. It will be dubbed the "No one gives a s***" award. The new trophy will not only symbolize the meaningless awards that Can't's been (golden)showered with, but will also give their football team a chance at contributing something. Because let's face it, when you are selling season tickets for $30 it's fairly obvious that indeed no one gives a s***. For further entertainment, feel free to visit their pathetic excuse for a fan forum. There you can find insider information posted at least once a month when a Can't fan's mother allows him to ride his bicycle to the Portage county library. Among the 10 members, there is on devout fan who claims to have sat down and had breakfast with former Can't State AD Laing Kennedy multiple times. Be sure to ask him about it. If you're lucky he might also tell you about the time he sat down and had a chat with Lebron about his free agency. Cheers, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z.I.P. Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 As I'm sure you all know by now(the national news media has been all over it) Can't has been raking in the trophies this summer. From the illustrious "Excellence in Management Cup" to the 2009-2010 NCAA P.A. Announcer of the Year. And who could forget the 2009-2010 Division I Learfield Sports Directors’ Cup. Due to the surplus of trophies being shipped to Portage county, word has it that Can't's new AD has decided to simply make one trophy to represent all of the accomplishments of the athletics department. It will be dubbed the "No one gives a s***" award. The new trophy will not only symbolize the meaningless awards that Can't's been (golden)showered with, but will also give their football team a chance at contributing something. Because let's face it, when you are selling season tickets for $30 it's fairly obvious that indeed no one gives a s***. For further entertainment, feel free to visit their pathetic excuse for a fan forum. There you can find insider information posted at least once a month when a Can't fan's mother allows him to ride his bicycle to the Portage county library. Among the 10 members, there is on devout fan who claims to have sat down and had breakfast with former Can't State AD Laing Kennedy multiple times. Be sure to ask him about it. If you're lucky he might also tell you about the time he sat down and had a chat with Lebron about his free agency. Cheers, How much time did it take you to post this thread showing just how peeved you are at your rivals for accomplishing something you don't give a %#@* about? Kind of reminds me of soccer haters going on ESPN's World Cup site, and declaring, "that isn't a sport, cause they don't score enough. And they have TIES! TIES!" I guess since it bothers people enough to write, they must care after all. Frankly a simple would have sufficed. Can we get a SOCCER SUCKS sign for ITZ & Co.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksu sucks Posted July 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 How much time did it take you to post this thread showing just how peeved you are at your rivals for accomplishing something you don't give a %#@* about? About 15 minutes. Kind of reminds me of soccer haters going on ESPN's World Cup site, and declaring, "that isn't a sport, cause they don't score enough. And they have TIES! TIES!" I guess since it bothers people enough to write, they must care after all. Frankly a simple would have sufficed. Can we get a SOCCER SUCKS sign for ITZ & Co.? Z.I.P-- Don't forget the complimentary cheap beer, armchair, and "World's Greatest Dad" t-shirt wrapped tightly around their beer gut. Oh, hey, did you hear? Glenn Beck says them durn soccer-playin furriners are takin our jobs with their soccer playing! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLni3wbndls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zipmeister Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Congratulations to them Golden F.L.ashes on all their accolades. They only beat us by 15 spots in the Learfield Cup standings, however, so look out for 2010-11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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