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New Years Resolution


GP1

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Last night I turned on ABC to watch Dick Clark ring in the new year, something came to mind. It happened when he stated the following sentence..."Yieag hmhey mo mowhf blathl." While most would just consider this statement pearls of wisdom to live by, I decided to use them as a tool to change my ways.I could say something like, "What's next, Dick hosting the show with Corky from Life Goes On next year", but I won't.Or I could say something like, "Great, now we have to watch Baby Boomers make fools of themselves for the next 20 years on television", but I won't.Or I could say something like, "I bet the guy running closed caption is having a Hell of a time tonight", but I won't.Or I could say something like, "So much for eternal youth", but I won't.Or I could say, "Does anybody else find Dick Clark douche chilling or is it me", but I won't.I hope that when I am old, my loved ones will preserve my dignity by not allowing me to go on national TV in that state so some jackass can make fun of me on a web board.....

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