Can't State jokes

[joshgozips]

Q: What do you call a Can't State cheerleader with two brain cells?A: Pregnant Q: Why don't Can't State fans let their kids play in the sand box?A: Because the cats keep covering them up Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Can't State fans?A: A Whine CellarQ: What’s the best thing about football season at Can't State?A: It’s only two months till its over and basketball startsQ: An Akron fan and a Can't State fan are in the third grade. Who's bigger?A: The Can't State fan... he's 18 years oldQ: How do you get all of the Can't State grads out of your neighborhood?A: Hide all of the cardboard boxesQ: What do you say to a Can't State player in a 3-piece suit? A: “Will the defendant please rise?â€Q: How do you keep a Can't State player out of the endzone?A: Put a classroom there Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Can't State campus?A: A visitorQ: Why doesn't Can't State have ice on their sidelines during games?A: The guy with the recipe graduatedQ: How do you get a Can't State girl into an elevator?A: Grease her hips and throw in a Twinkie Q: Why do women in Can't State wear high heels?A: To keep their knuckles from dragging on the ground Q: What does a tornado and a Can't State Grad have in common?A: They both end up in trailer parks Q: What words do you most often hear from a career minded Can't State graduate?A: “Would you like fries with that?†Q: What are the three hardest years in the life of a Golden flushes fan?A: Second GradeQ: What do you get when you breed a pig with a Can't State fan?A: There are some things even pigs won't doQ: Why do the Can't State University grads hang their diplomas from the rearview mirror?A: So they can park in the handicapped spacesQ: What do you call a 200 lb. Can't State cheerleader?A: Anorexic Q: How many Can't State freshmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, it's a sophomore courseQ: How many pallbearers would be needed for a Golden flush’s funeral?A: Two – a garbage can only has two handlesQ: What is blue and yellow and has two teeth?A: The front row of students at Can't State’s Dix StadiumQ: What's the difference between a Can't State cheerleader and an elephant?A: About 50 poundsQ: How do you make up the difference?A: Force-feed the elephant Q: What is the difference between a dead dog on the freeway and a dead Can't fan on the freeway?A: There are skid marks in front of the dogQ: What is a Can't State football player's favorite pick-up line?A: “Didn't we almost flunk out together?â€Q: What is every Can't State football player assigned upon arriving in Can't?A: A personal bail bondsmanQ: How many Can't State players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: One, but he gets three credits for itQ: What is the difference between a Can't State fan and a bucket of dog poop?A: The bucketQ: What is long and hard on a Can't State fan?A: First GradeQ: How do you get to Akron from Can't?A: Go east until you smell a landfill, then north until you step in itQ: If three Can't State players are in a car, then who is driving?A: A police officerQ: How do you keep a Can't State player from drowning?A: Take your foot off of their headQ: How do you get a Can't State grad off of your front porch?A: Pay him for the pizzaQ: What is the only sign of intelligent life in Can't State?A: The freeway sign that says “Akron, 15 milesâ€Q: What does the average Can't State student get on his SAT?A: Drool

[zip37]

LOVE 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WITH BALL AMMUNITION LOCK AND LOAD. :macc:

[Balki Bartokomous]

Q: What is blue and yellow and has two teeth?A: The front row of students at Can't State’s Dix Stadium

Now thats not true. That would mean that people actually go to Dix Stadium to watch that special olympics ready football team.

[zippyrifle32]

Q: How do you get to Akron from Can't?A: Go east until you smell a landfill, then north until you step in it

shouldn't it be the other way around?How do you get to Can't from Akron?

[RatFink]

Q: What has twenty-eight legs and two boobs?A: The Cant State dance team.

[Valpo Zip]

A group of 30 akron guys where heading east in a bus where they decided to stop in Can't for breakfast. For the sake of saving time, they all delegated one guy to step out and get 30 bagels for all thirty people. The guy at the bagel store (from Can't) recognized that the customer was from Akron and immediately started telling him that the Akron people are so mean to Can't staters and that just because they can't read and write and can't play football or guard their student section etc... that all this doesn't mean that the Can't staters are less smart etc...At this time the bagels were ready so he asked the customer:Do you want to eat the 30 bagels here or do you want me to wrap them to go ?

[zipseuph]

Best shirt in the world has a score board that says "national guard 4 Can't State 0"

[Zipsrifle]

Best shirt in the world has a score board that says "national guard 4 Can't State 0"

Chirp....Chirp....Chirp...Chirp....Chirp..Chirp....Nice one Debbie Downer....Not funny.

[bobbyake]

Anthrax Scare At Can't State,Can't State football practice was delayed nearly two hourstoday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substanceon the practice field. Head Coach Dean Pees immediately suspendedpractice while police and federal investigators were called toinvestigate.After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that thewhite substance unknown to the players was the goal line.Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikelyto encounter the substance again.