AntonioGates Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 If you're keeping score in the Spring sports:Women's Golf = :macc: Men's Golf = :macc: Softball = East Division Champs!! And soon to be baseball: :macc: And in case you forgot... MEN'S BASKETBALL: :macc: We are the best school in the MAC, and there isn't even a close second!!!!! K ENT STATE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntonioGates Posted May 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 We will accept our trophies for having the best men's and women's programs in the MAC next month. Thank you for being our bitch!!! :macc: :macc: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTheZone Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 It's really too bad that you're so good in all the irrelevant sports and we're :macc: in the one sport that really matters. Because of that, the public at large views Akron as the powerhouse and just laughs at Can't, because Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntonioGates Posted May 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 During basketball, all you guys did was talk trash until you choked (as usual). I love you guys!!!!! You want to win sooooooo bad. But eventually you lose. Then, you pretend it doesn't matter. You're just a second rate school that had one good year in football. We'll see what you're made of this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UAZipster0305 Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 And how many academic programs does Can't have that are nationally ranked?...I rest my case! UA 2, Can't State 0Antonio might have a point if Can't's MAC winning athetic programs were making an impact at the national level, but they aren't...unlike UA's men's soccer team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntonioGates Posted May 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 You're right....the Elite Eight is nothing! MORON!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zipsbandman Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 golf softball baseball I guess you gotta look at some positives before another abysmal Can't State football season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Students acting as non-moving targets for guardsmen with loaded weapons: Can't Reigning :macc:"Durh, I think they're shooting" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UAZipster0305 Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 The Elite Eight appearance for Can't was 4 years ago making it recent history. I notice Antonio didn't respond to my comments regarding academics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zipseuph Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 you know your tough when you go on websites posting stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntonioGates Posted May 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Let's see how we fare head-to-head in EVERY sport. Football- Akron. Volleyball- Can't. Men's Basketball-Can't. Women's B-ball-Can't. Men's Golf-Can't. Women's Golf- Can't. Track-Akron. Softball- Can't. Baseball- We will see this weekend. In fact, I believe Akron may have the worst overall programs in the MAC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UAZipster0305 Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 How does a Can't fan spell MEATHEAD?...A-N-T-O-N-I-O G-A-T-E-S Worst athletics programs in the MAC my ass!Football, Men's Soccer, Woman's Cross Country, Woman's Indoor Track...did I miss one? :macc: 2006:Football, Men's Basketball, Men's Soccer, Woman's Cross Country, Woman's Indoor Track, Woman's Outdoor Track, Softball :macc: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UAZipster0305 Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 UA doesn't even have Woman's Golf you moron! Hence, one of the few advantages Can't will have over UA in future athetics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zip37 Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Hey Gates: You played for a CLASS coach, but it's evident none of it rubbed off on you;now why don't you borrow Kellen Winslow's motorcycle & go out & see what YOU can break :macc: . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippyrifle32 Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Let's see how we fare head-to-head in EVERY sport. Football- Akron. Volleyball- Can't. Men's Basketball-Can't. Women's B-ball-Can't. Men's Golf-Can't. Women's Golf- Can't. Track-Akron. Softball- Can't. Baseball- We will see this weekend. In fact, I believe Akron may have the worst overall programs in the MAC. if you count women's golf against us (which we don't have) then we can count our rifle champion titles plus a national ranking against you... in fact, i think Can't may have the lowest class in the mac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UAZipster0305 Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Nice addition Zippyrifle32!Hey Gates, did you even earn your degree from Can't?I find it interesting that he has no comments on our academic superiority. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilcat19 Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 And since you counted rifle for us and women's golf against us...we can count women's tennis since they dont have a women's tennis program. We'll take the extra win...thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippyrifle32 Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 there's a handfull of sports that one school has that the other doesn't. i suppose only a dumbass like assholio could think he could compare apples to oranges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTheZone Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 yeah...and our dicks are bigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 yeah...and our dicks are bigger of kors!Hippy dicks are always smaller. That's why they want a world with no competition in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziptrumpet87 Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 i think Can't may have the lowest class in the mac. Can't has class?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balki Bartokomous Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 the only class can't has is a remedial one called "How to let people know you're from K ent. A in-depth look at begging for change on the side of the road while protesting wars and picking fights with the National Guard." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w00t Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Students acting as non-moving targets for guardsmen with loaded weapons: Can't ReigningLOL!!!!!!Salutations Antonio... if it inflates your ego to talk about how amazing your water polo team is, then by all means continue. In college there are TWO sports that matter... basketball and football. No offense to any other sports (soccer happens to be my favorite) but that is ALL anyone cares about. We consistently own your football teams and while your basketball teams have had the upper hand in recent years, it's not by a considerable margin... and on account of your athletes being about as bright as garden tools, you're down a couple of scholarships in basketball next year. In '06-'07, Akron will drub you on the football field and on the basketball court. So I'm glad you're proud of your women's golf team, but I have a feeling that it will only be a short amount of time before you're too embarrassed to show your face around here... and I hesitate to speak for everyone, but I know I won't be shedding any tears over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippyrifle32 Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 hahahaha...so we complete our triple crown, and our men's team placed higher than Can't too. oh and it looks like basesball split games, so would you like to edit or take back that first post of yours? i know you're too dense to do it, but i thought i would give you the opportunity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntonioGates Posted May 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 I did make a mistake......I said our softball team was East Division Champs. I meant to say: :macc: And our baseball team is two wins away from being: :macc: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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