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Bye Bye Chuck


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Hey Guys,Ahh.. Who can forget the things he said after he lost to Akron. if I recall, he referred to the fact that the MAC allows "lower standard" for player admission, which only applied to 2 guys on our entire roster.Now.....Most "big conference" schools would just woop our butts, and nothing else would be said about it. But, since he could not do that, he is left with nothing but excuses.What makes me laugh is that he had to sit in the AD's office this morning, trying to save his job, and I envision the conversation going something like this...AD: So, you think you should still be here?Coach: Yes, we had a tough year. We'll do better next year.AD: Dude, you lost to Akron, a 5-7 team from the MAC, at HOME.Coach: Yes.....but.....they cheat.AD: Dude...drop it....it's time to go....here's a box to clean out your desk.

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Skip Zip, very nice, poor Chuck grasping at straws.From a very unreliable source here is what Chuck and the AD were actually thinking in between phrases during this morning's conversation.AD: So, you think you should still be here?AD:Wow, you'd think he would have quit out of common decencyCoach: Yes, we had a tough year. We'll do better next year.Coach: Hell yeah, I had the best record of any team in the area, Duke and the Tar Heels were terrible...hmm, maybe I should ask for a raise and another pec implant?AD: Dude, you lost to Akron, a 5-7 team from the MAC, at HOME.AD:Dude, could you take those Oakley sunglasses off, we're inside...did you borrow those things from Jose Canseco in like 1989?Coach: Yes.....but.....they cheat.Coach: Uh-oh, I may not be getting as big a raise as I thought...that Fear the Roo thing was cool, I wonder if that mascot was a non-qualifier, bastard!... hmm, what time is it? I could sure go for a Hardee's Frisco Burger.AD: Dude...drop it....it's time to go....here's a box to clean out your desk. AD:Why is this guy smiling at me and licking his lips? Should probably get on the phone with Appalachian State AD for next year's opener.

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