Why Can't State Sucks...

[g-mann17]

Considering the hate we had for OSU, perhaps whe should have a little hate for the Flushes.Um introduction of the "black squirel" which really should be those panty waist's mascot.Wasting the best four parking spots on campus for a memorial to terrorists.what else we got?

[zippyrifle32]

piss yellow uniforms... need i say more?

[billcro69]

Fun Facts About Can't!*Overwhelming cloud of patchouli clogs the lungs.*Notable Alums: Drew Carey (dropped out), Chrissie Hynde (dropped out), Micheal Keaton (dropped out), Joe Walsh (dropped out).....even they all thought it sucked.*Engineering Department includes: _____________________________ (yes, that's nothing you see there)*http://dept.Can't.edu/museum/exhibit/carnival/main.htmThat's a link to their campus museum. you can see their fine collection of historical bongs and pipes, dating back to the founding of the college.*Leisure Studies is a major (check the Media Guide next to Star DB Jack Williams !*Can't students are actually currently protesting the War of 1812, eating meat, the killing of the American buffalo, the eating of vegetables, the cutting of grass, the use of deodorant, and the use of hemp for biodeisel (they just wanna smoke it!).*Undergrad requirements include coursework in "drum circle"i'm sure there's more, but i've spent too much time on their website tonight.

[g-mann17]

Now some people had issue with a few sarcastic comments I had about Can't State mascots.Some people may consider "National Guard Targets" and "Dead Hippies" as being some what callous and in poor taste. You will say that said individuals died because of an overbearing government trying to squash human rights. I say the National Guard was there to prevent Terrorism and things such as this from happening...University of WisconsinEither way the shooting is the sole reason that anyone knows who Can't State is and therefore it is grounds for satirical comments. (Free speech and all that)