Sh*t My Dad Says

[GP1]

Want to laugh? Go out and buy a book called Shi*t My Dad Says. It could have been written by me or one of my siblings. My father was a lot like his in that he was a very caring parent who didn't give a crap what anyone thought of him and never sugar coated very much.

My wife is away for the weekend with friends so I'm sitting around the house in my underwear with my dog reading this book. I laughed out loud so many times it started to make my dog nervous.

Go get the book!

[cornbread]

Want to laugh? Go out and buy a book called Shi*t My Dad Says. It could have been written by me or one of my siblings. My father was a lot like his in that he was a very caring parent who didn't give a crap what anyone thought of him and never sugar coated very much.

My wife is away for the weekend with friends so I'm sitting around the house in my underwear with my dog reading this book. I laughed out loud so many times it started to make my dog nervous.

Go get the book!

He has been doing the same thing on twitter for awhile. Been following him. Is hilarious.

Sample:

"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord."

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[GP1]

My dad was a small town doctor and came from a really poor background. One of those guys who earned every penny he had. My mother came from an almost equally poor background in West Virginia. Sort of like the author's parents. He was WWII generation and was 49 when I was born (youngest of six), so I heard it all growing up because he was past the point of talking to a child like a child. I only remember being treated like an adult. Among one of my favorites was his advice about hemorrhoids, but this took place after I was an adult. "If you don't want hemorrhoids, don't sit on the toilet all God damn day. People from the Middle East never get hemorrhoids because if they squat over the hole in their backyard too long, a lizard will come along and bite them on the ass."