Miami

[MDZip]

I was looking at MiamiHawkTalk at the "If the MAC tournament happened today" thread (we are still fourth) and I saw a thread on substitutions and how Miami fans are unhappy with how seldom Charlie Coles substitutes. Anyway, one poster named JohnnyMac (their JohnnyZip84?) replied with a parody of The Who's "Substitute". It was so good and since we're familiar with Miami, I thought I would share it.

You think we look pretty good together

But, You think their lungs are made of leather

But we're the substitutes for the other guys

We look pretty tall and our heels are spry

The simple things you coach aren't that complicated

We are pretty young, but you are back-dated, yeah

Substitute big Josh for Al

We can see right through your loafing, Mav

We have some whites, but we're mostly black

Those guys shoot too many threes and don't get to the rack

We were born with a wooden bench on our butts

We're not getting better sitting and its driving us nuts

And now you dare to look us in the eye

Those Charlie Coles tears are what you cry

It's a genuine problem, you won't try

To work us all in and rest those guys, rest those guys

Substitute me for him

Substitute Chris for Quinten

Substitute Drew for Julian

At least we'll get our letters won