Guest Jed Clampett Posted October 31, 2004 Report Posted October 31, 2004 Hee haw, How you'uns a doin up dar in da big citee. Us'ns down here in Huntin'tun done be all worked up cuz we gets to get up in our trucks diz Fryday and come up to play your'uns in football. Our head coach done got his klan roba all whitened up and is ready to coach our boyz up sumpin good. He be a darn good coach that Coach Pruett be, he can coach, read, and cipher. Dat becauze he is educated up til near the 8th grade. Dat when hiz momma made him marry hiz there cousin and move down from du hills and come here to Marshall Unyversitee. Our boyz are all in a lather cause of what your'uns did to ol' Byron a few yearz back. You mighta won dat dare game but diz year is gunna be sumptin a whole heap different. Most of our fanz is gonna be there in person cause of the storms last month and the winds knockin over our trailers and takin out our sattylite TV controls. See yall then. Jed Quote
Zipsrifle Posted October 31, 2004 Report Posted October 31, 2004 OK, here is what I love about the game 2 years ago. Coming into that game Akron was 1-6 and as ususal, our D sucked. Byron gets hurt, gets all the press hopping down the field and suddenly Akron's D was big, bad, and rough. I think I even saw where ESPN posed a question on-line about our D being too rough. What a joke! If our D was that big and bad we wouldn't have given up an avg. of nearly 45 points per game in our previous 7 contests. Akron's first win over a top 25 opponent and we get blasted for it. Oh well, all I can say is that was the best night I've ever had at the Rubber Bowl! Hopefully Friday will trump that. Quote
Guest OhmyGODdard Posted November 1, 2004 Report Posted November 1, 2004 No your D isn't too rough, just a very very dirty hit. Akron got their 15 minutes of fame then. Quote
Guest Zipster Jr Posted November 1, 2004 Report Posted November 1, 2004 Waa waa. Did little Byron get a boo boo on his wittle footy?? Dirty hit my ass -- check the replays... your lineman blocks our guy right into Lefty's ankle -- too bad. No late hit, no flag ,, no penalty get over it!! This is a contact sport.. ask Charlie Frye.. He's been knocked around alot more than Byron, Chad or Stan combined. He's tougher than all of them... better -- don't know.. He doesn't have the talent around him... Top Ten Excuses Marshall loses to Akron 2004 #10. Stan was blinded by the extra lights brought in for the game. #9 The new Astroplay turf is too much like real grass... #8 It was too dark. #7 The Zips had 12 men on the field. #6 We thought the game was at 8:00 pm #5 Stan was injured on a dirty hit and got a hang nail. #4 Goddard doesn't play offense. #3 We don't play well at Akron #2 The Zips are a decent football team #1 Our chearleaders shave their pits and legs and distracted your boys??? :blink: Go Zips... Flush the Turds... Quote
Guest OhmyGODdard Posted November 1, 2004 Report Posted November 1, 2004 Top Ten Excuses Marshall loses to Akron 2004 #10. Stan was blinded by the extra lights brought in for the game. #9 The new Astroplay turf is too much like real grass... #8 It was too dark. #7 The Zips had 12 men on the field. #6 We thought the game was at 8:00 pm #5 Stan was injured on a dirty hit and got a hang nail. #4 Goddard doesn't play offense. #3 We don't play well at Akron #2 The Zips are a decent football team #1 Our chearleaders shave their pits and legs and distracted your boys??? :blink: Go Zips... Flush the Turds... Tell me which part of that was funny? To sum up Friday for you: :bow: Gooooddarrrd Goooooddarrrd Oh and who gets the last laugh..What you produced lately? Bryon. Quote
Guest David Letterman Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 TOP TEN REASONS WHY MARSHALL WILL GET THEIR ASS BEAT AGAIN THIS FRIDAY NIGHT 10. Stan Hill is a fall down drunk 9. Goddard is inbred, thus his anger management issues 8. You guys already think you are in CUSA and may not be able to find Akron on a map 7. The Marshall cheerleaders are dancing at XTC 6. Bob Pruett is not going to be at the game, he's burning a cross in a yard up in Cleveland 5. The Marshall team wil get food poisoning from eating the roadkill they score crossing into Ohio from Parkersburg 4. Stan Hill is a fall down drunk (he's bad enough for two slots) 3. Penington isn't playing 2. Moss isn't playing 1. And PEG LEG LEFTWICH ain't playing either COME ON UP TO AKRON AND GET YOUR ASS KICKING. COME ON... COME GET IT Quote
ZipDude Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Gawd, tell us how you really feel about the subject. Quote
Guest ohmyGODdard Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 I think I will celebrate Friday with a few of these... Quote
Guest Mastodon Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Where are the mods? I thought this was a family board. Quote
Captain Kangaroo Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Where are the mods? I thought this was a family board. There's no exact science to the mod job. I agree the "inbred m@therF___er" term can't stay. "Ass"...I'll let that one slide. I amended the post. Hope Dave doesn't have too much of a problem with it. I'll do the same with any overly profane Marshall-based posts. Quote
Guest Mastodon Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 There's no exact science to the mod job. I agree the "inbred m@therF___er" term can't stay. "Ass"...I'll let that one slide. I amended the post. Hope Dave doesn't have too much of a problem with it. I'll do the same with any overly profane Marshall-based posts. Good job. And don't get the idea I'm a prude BTW Captain, where is your MAC power poll? You're slackin' Quote
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