ZippysDrunkCousinSkippy

G'day. Unfortunately due to lock down in Australia I was not able to make a game this year. I corresponded often with my cousin Zippy however, through government monitored emails. She expressed optimism over the Arth regime so I was a bit surprised the program moved on from him with 2 years left on his deal. The offense clearly was better...the defense...crikey. Zippy is upset and may be leaving the program. She said she has been courted by UMKC and has an interview this week. Akron contacted me in case I'd like to replace her. I told them they can't afford me. Besides, I'm being relocated to a covid "fun/re-education camp" later this week for protesting vaccine mandates. Warm Regards, Skippy

If they are a reality show mate, then it will be you left without a rose at the ceremony as the rest of us "go to hollywood" enjoying Zips action and you can cry in the limo on the way home. Think about that.

Fellow Zips Fans, The season has only been concluded for a few weeks, but I just wanted put out there that I am already missing Akron football. Sure, record-wise the season could have been better, but I'm so excited about the future of the program. This year was tough with the Covid impacting our Zips experience (I was fortunate enough to attend ONE game). I can't wait for the next season opener, tailgating, the kids getting pictures with my cousin (Zippy) and even that crazy guy in the parking lot who dumps beer on himself when the team enters InfoCision...I hope he's back for another year. Anywho, thought I'd put all that out there...we are going to be partying once we wipe the floor w/ this virus and I look forward to seeing you all there. Go Zips! #ZipUp Skippy

The future is bright, loved the improvement on offense this year.