Balki Bartokomous

As it stands now, should we destroy the sweaters, The Zippers will get a 14 seed (thanks NCAA) and we'll be playing a 3 seed (right now ESPN has it as Pitt, but they also have the Pocket Rockets winning the MAC) in some crappy Canadian city named Buffalo.

The person responsible for that headline must have been a Can't "graduate".You have to love those Can't State CLASSLESS flushES

This has to be the most important game in Akron basketball history ... at least until saturday night

You can add old LeBron James to the list of people who seem to think there is some magical place called Akron U. In a quick interview with the Beacon Journal, talking about Romeo being MAC player of the year, James says something along the lines of "I've always wanted my teammates to be great. He is carrying that torch to Akron U."I wish I knew were this Akron U place that everyone speaks of, was. It seems to be popular around these parts.

Oh thank god. THANK GOD the Horizon League has two bids. The freaking Horizon League. I was worried they would only get one. Maybe Cleveland State will take an at large bid.On a side note, how the hell is Butler ranked 17th? Akron would kill them.

Anyone else watching this game? Butler is down 3 with 32 seconds left.I don't know if i can live in a world where the freaking Horizon League gets two bids.

It seems that the people who run the MAC can't count. Can't State is scheduled for two football games on the same day. I guess this gives them twice the chance to sell weed. http://deadspin.com/sports/college-footbal...ader-241862.php

5:20 am and Can't is still classless and still sucks

oh man, an Elton John reference, nice!

I do believe that mentally challenged fellow is saying that Akron will win on Friday against Can't ... again.

I'm naming my first kid Jeremiah

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm getting the hot poker ready ...

here we go

oh god. The MAC East title is going to come down to foul shots. Somehow in football our lack of any kicking game never came into play. I guess it was too much to hope that foul shots wouldnt matter in basketball.

WOW

Dambrot had better spend all off season putting these guys at the free throw line and every time they miss, shoving a hot poker up their ass. This is just insane.

wait ... an Akron player missing foul shots? I guess there is a first for everything.

come on Cedric!

here comes some sort of moving screen, traveling, charging call

time to see if Romeo wants his legacy to be something of a legend.

I hope the people who run the MAC are real fucking proud of their bullshit officials deciding the outcome of a game.

Oh man, the Zips are getting Andre the Giant's illegitimate kid? Freaking sweet!

A lot of people don't have all freaking day to dedicate to sitting in the JAR and watching basketball. When it comes down to it, most people probably do what they have to early in the day so they can go to the men's game. Hmm ... go to Romeo and Dru's last home game ... or sit through another god awful women's game. Choice is simple.

My thought is Akron's future is soooo much brighter with out Bubba Walther. Is any one else watching this OU NMSU game? Bubba had 17 in the first half then started firing 35 foot 3 pointers. Needless to say OU blew a 18 point lead and lost 77-72. OU sucks. Walthers sucks. Those refs today REALLY sucked.oh yeah ...