Balki Bartokomous

Update! it is 3:35 am and Amanda has officially broken up with Jake. Oh My GOD!!! tell everyone!! now, there is word that holly likes mike!!!! oh i'm totally like, so, like, excited, like I can barely think!!! LOL, LMAO, ROLTFLMAO!!!

Now sgm405 and I have had our differences in the past, but I can respect what he has to say. IntheZone ... my oh my. I don't even know what the hell is happening any more. At first I was going to post about how this reminds me a lot of when the nWo split up, becoming the hollywood faction and the wolfpac. Now, it just amazes me me how someone like inthezone can be so freaking shallow. allow me to throw this out there.1: I like many others here, have not missed a home game in 5+years. There are people here like the Capt. whom have dedicated VAST amounts of time and $ into zips athletics. Her working a ticket window doesn't mean shit to me. Starting an anti anything Akron group is retarded.2: are you just trying to get laid with this whole speech about how amazing she is and how she is "out of everyone's league"? WHO THE HELL GOES BY A LEAGUE SYSTEM? Christ, are we in 6th grade? If all you care about it is her tits and what she looks like, then you truly are a shallow piece of shit.3: Here is the kicker. You ready for this one? A friend of mine went to high school with her. I met her a couple of times. Graduated a year or two before her, but none the less. She seemed nice enough. Wasn't even close to being this all mighty goddess that you seem to worship. A spoiled, high maintenance typical Lake High School conservative maybe. Ohhhh she could get athletes. Do us all a favor, the next time you think about opening your mouth to talk, just stick your high school graduation tassel, that we all know is hanging from your rear view mirror, down your throat. I don't agree with half the things the Rowdies have done to alienate people, but they are still the only resemblance of a student section we have. If idiots like her want to go off and be anti rowdie, what ever. If athletes are dumb enough to support it, then whatever. More power to them. They all can look back fondly in 5 years when they are working some meaningless job, reminiscing about how they "stuck it to the only people who supported their teams"I'm usually the biggest asshole around here (mostly I say stuff to get people riled up. Makes this board interesting.) but congrats Inthezone. You have taken that title away from me. Bravo. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go gossip about how Billy totally likes Amanda, but Amanda secretly likes Jake.

I'm actually clinically insane, not nuts.

Class act! zip fans should be proud of Balki Bartokomous. Just sad... Oh man, someone is upset I got a hold of their family photo.

Little Richie never was the character that Judi Winslow was.

Oh you wacky Can't kids and your inability to do the simplest of tasks.

hah, there were more updates on here then there were on the Ohio message board.Ohio sucks ... hard

ohio Can't in overtime

real time does suck unless its a ranked team, then they are on their stuff.

Can't 57ohio 551:41 left

Can't 57ohio 552:15 left

If you have ESPN insider, you can click on "realtime" by the Can't ohio score. It only periodically updates though. It seems the ESPN hamster doesnt want to say on the wheel.

Ohio 55, Can't 554:54 left ... supposedly

Akron: 74BG: 563:35 left

If anyone is interested. According to ESPN's Realtime (which admittedly sucks ass) Ohio is beating Can't 53-51 with 7:21 left.

good lord. now the fans are turning on each other. Should we just give everyone a knife, stick 'em on a island and the last one off is the true zips fan?

WIth Akron's luck, YSU would wind up winning one of the worst games ever, leading to the inevitable "YSU is better than AKron. Why won't you play us???" chatter. Which would lead me to hanging myself.

The Big 10 is slightly overrated. The SEC is obviously the best conference in college football. I shudder to think what an LSU or a Florida would do to a MAC team.

well hell, here is our National Championship hopes right here:http://www.cfbanalyzer.com/cgi-bin/chain.c...Find+a+Chain%21

every time eguins talks it just sounds like a little kid trying to convince people of how good he is at something. Bring 10,000 to the RB. please. Maybe 100 of you can get out of jail long enough to make it to the game. Besides the RB won't hold 10,000 people with out imploding.

The OSU debates on this site are great. I don't think anyone will ever understand that no amount of badgering will ever make someone like or hate another team. (unless it is Ohio, Can't or YSU. Everyone can agree that they suck) Personally I didn't really care who won tonight, I'm just glad the freaking game is over. I'm so sick and tired of OSU this OSU that, UF doesn't get the respect they deserve, UF is an under dog. Now no one has to hear any of this crap again until March.

Over/under on how many losses by the men's team it will take before all support falls off the face of the earth and the JAR resembles a funeral? I'm setting the line at 12 and I'm taking the under.only two 3 more hours of drinking until its fours away from not having to hear about OSU football for a while.

Damn, the captain comes out firing. Someone didn't have his Wheaties for breakfast. On the other hand, i started on a bottle of Jack this morning. If i'm watching OSU do anything, i'm going to do it drunk.

thats fine, just as long as you understand that Bubba is a bitch and no one here gives a shit about what you have to say.

it seems that ironic comments are a little over OU fan's heads. I'll just stick to obvious statements.