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ahhh ... classless Ohio fans. you have to love those inbred sheep f*ckers.

Ohio ... classless? No! I't can't be. Seriously though, Ohio fans are more annoying then Can't fans.

what, Akron not winning a big game? where the hell have I heard that before?

is anyone really surprised that we are getting jobbed by the refs? at this point, we might as well go into every game understanding that it is going to be 8 on 5.

Will someone tell these Idiot YSU fans that we don't give a shit what they have to say. I don't care if by some freaking miracle they move to a BCS conference, go undefeated and win a National Championship. YSU will always suck. ALWAYS.Now go rob a liquor store or something. By the way, your football stadium looks like a glorified HS stadium. YSU High will always be a second rate program.

Or maybe he's blossomed in the increased minutes he's seen? Come on, there's no reasonable argument you can make to say you're better just because a guy who didn't start for you starts for us. Wood probably wouldn't start over Leon and Jerome. Does that mean we're better? Umm Wood is better than both of those guys. There isn't a player in the MAC he can't out muscle. Now if Akron would only run the O through him in the paint.

I'm pretty sure that as long as you don't hire an agent or take any money or anything, you can declare, then if you don't like where you are drafted, you can go back to college. I know its that way in baseball.Either way, it seems that playing every other 3rd down has given big Nate a reason to think he will be drafted. Wow ... he really is retarded.

3-9 with a 51-3 loss to K.e.n.t and I'm probably updating my 1990-edition "Oust Faust" banner. 51-3? I think I'd be more shocked about making a field goal then getting thrashed by Can't like that.

why he really hates Akron:1: he didn't have a pulse, so he didn't get in to Akron2: his idea of school supplies is a bottle of grey goose and a kevlar vest3: YSU is nothing more than a D III crap hole4: Akron is to YSU what OSU is to Akron. a constant source of anger5: YSU's basketball "arena" is easily the crappiest building this side of the RB. 6: who the hell would want to play D IAA when we can go beat up on DI school like north texas7: YSU's fire hydrants are painted like penguins. lame.8: ah yes, the Horizon League. A real powerhouse. look out for Cleveland State, i hear they are going to be realllllll tough.9: he has a small "unit"10: he is actually Maurice Clarett's cousin and is just looking to start a gun fight for the fun of it.

We are not playing Duke here. Its YSU. Akron wins by 20.

It should be interesting to see how long Razor ignores his new found responsibilities as a father. Pretending the kid doesn't exist won't work. Just ask Shawn Kemp. Raise him right, other wise when he inherits your blog he'll cover OSU.

If you are traveling to Youngstown, remember your kevlar. at any point you could be shot in that hell hole.

While in the STL a couple months ago for the World Series, I ran into a couple people, while checking out the arch, who just randomly said "oh, fear the roo!" sure enough. Akron grads from like 40 years ago. Akronites are everywhere.

Note:Hot dogs were regular price. Couldn't afford to take the $1.75 per dog loss, I guess? Must be saving "Dollar Dogs" for the Super Duper Mondo Retro Night Extravaganza?Also - The popcorn was $1.00. It was super-salted. And it was in a box 1/3rd the size of the usual popcorn. That cracked me up. They also ran out of pizza during halftime when the lines were about 15-deep. yeah, that popcorn was ridiculous. though i'm surprised they didn't sell little 8oz cups of soda for the dollar price.

I sure hope the 80 bucks they made in the north section last night makes up for alienating the students ...

here is an idea for in game things.1- bring back the Undertaker's music when the other team is introduced.2- how about something to get people excited. Last year the music was loud as hell, bring that back3- actually care about the students. like it or not, we are your biggest market.4- to go with number 3, get students in the student section. If I ever see the lame idiots who were in the north section be that pathetic again, I might go down there and force them to stand up.5- closing the consession stands with 15 minutes to go is dumb. If you are going to have a "dollar night" then stock up your soggy hotdogs and your super salted popcorn.

hey now, do you know how hard it is to place a newspaper ad when everywhere you look there are a bunch of naked bimbos?

Excuse me while I vomit.

Well the lower reserve seats can rest easy tonight. They have officially been replaced as the lamest, laziest, unmotivated, pathetic excuse for a crowd by the idiots sitting in the north "student" section. Not once did they even stand up. Hell most of them were on their cell phones the whole time. If you're going to be that crappy, then don't bother coming.Hunter, if that is what you wanted in a section, then by god PLEASE QUIT.

Seems ol' Hunter "I have no god dammed clue as to what it takes to be successful in Akron" You're-a-dick had his filthy hand in all this shit. Ladies and Gentlemen, 5 years from now we will be back in DII with these clowns at the helm.Get drunk and break shit, cause this is as "good" as its going to get.

Now the student section is being held hostage? Hunter if you are reading this, you are an asshole. Leave Akron. You have no idea what you are doing here. Like Matt Millen in Detroit and Isiah Thomas in New York, you are an unwelcome idiot here in Akron. Do those of us who could point Akron out on a map before getting a job here, a favor. Pack up your shit and go. You are an embarrassment to not only the school but to the city as well. People don't show up for shitty games that are on the same day as the Browns Steelers so you feel fit to need a GUARANTEE of 164+ people? F_ck you. Mike Waddell (who should have been the new AD) wouldn't have pulled this. He understood the market and the fans. You are an incompetent jackass. LEAVE AKRON.

I hear the AD will keep the student section in the Rubber Bowl and just place a 13 inch black and white TV on the light pole that used to block our view so we can watch the game.

I will be at the game tonight. I had better not see the asshole members of the AD. Its well known that I hate power hungry jerks to begin with. Throw a little fuel on my fire (whiskey) and I'm libel to pile drive one of those sons of bitches.

I have had my differences with some of the AK-Rowdies decisions in the past but as I have said before, for far far far too long this school has lacked true student support. This instance is why I hated the fact that the AD had a hand in the rowdies. Congrats go out to Mack Rhodes and Hunter You're-a-dick. You have officially killed any student support. I will not rest until the two of you are fired. You are complete shams and L. Proenza should be appalled. To hell with the both of you and your second rate, DIII mentality.KENTK.E.N.T K.E.N.T. K.E.N.T.

The lack of a big man question is a good one. Like how the hell does UNCA (who plays in the powerhouse Big South Conference) get a guy like this? http://uncabulldogs.cstv.com/sports/m-bask...ge_kenny00.htmlHe averaged nearly a triple double a game ... with 9 freaking blocked shots a game. Hell their other center is 7-1.