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It's prediction time!@Penn State - Akron pulls off the shocking upset in a 47-31 win over the Nitpicking Lions thanks to Chris Jacquemain's play at QB under the direction of QB coach Walt Harris, who's name sends PSU fans into a frenzy still to this day.Morgan State - Akron sets some school records in the grand opening of Infocision Stadium as the Zips win 105-3 with at least 6 TDs coming directly as a result of Carlton Jackson fumbles. Indiana - The Zips win once again with a score of 24-17. Special teams scores 17 of our points.@CMU - The Zips continue their win streak after Dan Lefevour injures himself while hitting on one of the Zips dance team members.BYE - BYE always puts up a tough fight, but I think the Zips will pull it out.Ohio - The bobcats stand no chance against the Zips in their homecoming game. Frank Solich later seen driving away from the Barley House after consuming several gallons of beer, and then getting arrested for repeatedly running over the metal Zippy at the campus McDonalds in his drunken rage.@Buffalo - Akron forfeits this game as a result of the team not having any passports to allow them into Canada@Syracuse - not being able to get into Buffalo, the Zips continue driving until they reach Syracuse, where they promptly dismantle the oranges causing

to have an aneurysm. @NIU - Another Zips win here. Akron receives exactly one vote in the coaches' poll.Can't State - Can't's kicker tries to redeem himself by attempting a 99-yard FG, which is blocked straight backward by Jalil Carter through Akron's uprights for a quick 3 points for the Zips. The Zips take this one easily.Temple - We finally take our revenge. Temple responds by dropping out of the MAC citing their intent to join the Sun Belt where they might get a winning season.@BGSU - Things look bleak for the Zips until Nikki McCoy, despondent for being kicked off the Falcons' WBB team, returns to help Akron by throwing a drinking-game party at the BG bench.EMU - No insane special teams plays this time, as the Zips easily knock off the Eagles to end the regular season. The MAC finally kicks EMU out of the conference who are quickly picked up by the Big Ten to replace Michigan after they go winless in football.
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It's prediction time!@Penn State - Akron pulls off the shocking upset in a 47-31 win over the Nitpicking Lions thanks to Chris Jacquemain's play at QB under the direction of QB coach Walt Harris, who's name sends PSU fans into a frenzy still to this day.Morgan State - Akron sets some school records in the grand opening of Infocision Stadium as the Zips win 105-3 with at least 6 TDs coming directly as a result of Carlton Jackson fumbles. Indiana - The Zips win once again with a score of 24-17. Special teams scores 17 of our points.@CMU - The Zips continue their win streak after Dan Lefevour injures himself while hitting on one of the Zips dance team members.BYE - BYE always puts up a tough fight, but I think the Zips will pull it out.Ohio - The bobcats stand no chance against the Zips in their homecoming game. Frank Solich later seen driving away from the Barley House after consuming several gallons of beer, and then getting arrested for repeatedly running over the metal Zippy at the campus McDonalds in his drunken rage.@Buffalo - Akron forfeits this game as a result of the team not having any passports to allow them into Canada@Syracuse - not being able to get into Buffalo, the Zips continue driving until they reach Syracuse, where they promptly dismantle the oranges causing
to have an aneurysm. @NIU - Another Zips win here. Akron receives exactly one vote in the coaches' poll.Can't State - Can't's kicker tries to redeem himself by attempting a 99-yard FG, which is blocked straight backward by Jalil Carter through Akron's uprights for a quick 3 points for the Zips. The Zips take this one easily.Temple - We finally take our revenge. Temple responds by dropping out of the MAC citing their intent to join the Sun Belt where they might get a winning season.@BGSU - Things look bleak for the Zips until Nikki McCoy, despondent for being kicked off the Falcons' WBB team, returns to help Akron by throwing a drinking-game party at the BG bench.EMU - No insane special teams plays this time, as the Zips easily knock off the Eagles to end the regular season. The MAC finally kicks EMU out of the conference who are quickly picked up by the Big Ten to replace Michigan after they go winless in football.
We now return you to your regular scheduled program, you have been in the Twilight Zone. :P
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It's prediction time!@Penn State - Akron pulls off the shocking upset in a 47-31 win over the Nitpicking Lions thanks to Chris Jacquemain's play at QB under the direction of QB coach Walt Harris, who's name sends PSU fans into a frenzy still to this day.Morgan State - Akron sets some school records in the grand opening of Infocision Stadium as the Zips win 105-3 with at least 6 TDs coming directly as a result of Carlton Jackson fumbles. Indiana - The Zips win once again with a score of 24-17. Special teams scores 17 of our points.@CMU - The Zips continue their win streak after Dan Lefevour injures himself while hitting on one of the Zips dance team members.BYE - BYE always puts up a tough fight, but I think the Zips will pull it out.Ohio - The bobcats stand no chance against the Zips in their homecoming game. Frank Solich later seen driving away from the Barley House after consuming several gallons of beer, and then getting arrested for repeatedly running over the metal Zippy at the campus McDonalds in his drunken rage.@Buffalo - Akron forfeits this game as a result of the team not having any passports to allow them into Canada@Syracuse - not being able to get into Buffalo, the Zips continue driving until they reach Syracuse, where they promptly dismantle the oranges causing
to have an aneurysm. @NIU - Another Zips win here. Akron receives exactly one vote in the coaches' poll.Can't State - Can't's kicker tries to redeem himself by attempting a 99-yard FG, which is blocked straight backward by Jalil Carter through Akron's uprights for a quick 3 points for the Zips. The Zips take this one easily.Temple - We finally take our revenge. Temple responds by dropping out of the MAC citing their intent to join the Sun Belt where they might get a winning season.@BGSU - Things look bleak for the Zips until Nikki McCoy, despondent for being kicked off the Falcons' WBB team, returns to help Akron by throwing a drinking-game party at the BG bench.EMU - No insane special teams plays this time, as the Zips easily knock off the Eagles to end the regular season. The MAC finally kicks EMU out of the conference who are quickly picked up by the Big Ten to replace Michigan after they go winless in football.
I think that Bye is going tobe a little tougher than you give them credit for.
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Penn State - LossMorgan State - Win. At least it had better be.Indiana - After last night, I'm going with a win. On second thought, the Zips find a way to lose this one.CMU - The Zips can't win there and will not win.OU - The Zips win at home.Buffalo - The Zips have won here in the past and will win again.Syracuse - The Zips round out a 3-0 record in upstate NY over the past two years with a win.NIU - We struggle there and will lose because it is our third road game in a row. Thanks schedule makers. :wall: Can't State - Easy win for the ZipsTemple - Zips win bigBGSU - Road game against a good team and the Zips lose in a very exciting gameEMU - Zips win easilySide Predictions Include:1. Zips go 7-5 and are one of only three teams with a winning record so they go to a bowl game. 2. JD keeps job if he wants it because he hit the minimum standard for a MAC coach which is 6 wins against D-1A teams and they go to a bowl game. Coachers have to hold off for another year. 3. Half the MAC coaches get fired at the end of the year....again. 4. The MAC continues to "build".

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