MontrealExposloveZippy Posted November 30, 2011 Report Posted November 30, 2011 If Jim Tressel is hired in at Akron what will be YOUR first reaction?? Mine would be.... 3 double shots of Jim Beam, then RUN (2-4 miles) to the nearest ACME, buy a 6 pack of Christmas Ale, run back home (with Christmas Ale in hand) and fill up "Das Boot" to the brim, drink that while I hug/cry with my 3 Zippy stuffed animals! Wooooooo! Go Zips! Quote
bobbyake Posted November 30, 2011 Report Posted November 30, 2011 I would look for an Akron Zips sweater vest to buy. Quote
hiroad1 Posted November 30, 2011 Report Posted November 30, 2011 I would admit that I am a skeptical and cynical person who was wrong. Then I would say a little prayer of thanks for the good fortune! Quote
PolyZip Posted November 30, 2011 Report Posted November 30, 2011 I would buy a few sets of season tickets, followed by bonging a bottle of wine (perhaps a nice Merlot and maybe pour a shot or two of Johnnie Walker in the bong to keep it classy) Quote
MontrealExposloveZippy Posted November 30, 2011 Author Report Posted November 30, 2011 Hahahahahahahahaha what about Chardonnay? I hear that goes down easy too! Quote
ZachTheZip Posted November 30, 2011 Report Posted November 30, 2011 I would hope you all buy season tickets ASAP. Because they will sell out rather quickly and I would prefer that the hardcore fans get the best seats instead of bandwagoners. Quote
bobbyake Posted November 30, 2011 Report Posted November 30, 2011 I would react similar to this guy Quote
jwmann2 Posted November 30, 2011 Report Posted November 30, 2011 Tressel was the head coach of the Thee Ohio State University and a darn good one. Him going to Akron is like getting dumped by Kim Kardashian and asking Paula Dean out on a date. No way it is happening. Quote
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