RowdyZip Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 It's Tuesday September 26th at 7:02PM and Can't STATE SUCKS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryno aka Menace Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleacher Bum Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 I just did some research and a thorough investigation. K-ent State does indeed STILL SUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quickasazip33 Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 I just did some research and a thorough investigation. K-ent State does indeed STILL SUCK! I WOULD LIKE TO SECOND WHAT IS SAID ABOVE AND THIRD AND FORTH AND PRETTY MUCH I ENJOY SAYING Can't STATE SUCKS!!!!AKRON Can't Can't akron akron fan akron fan!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckzip Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Can't State sucks.Isn't that redundant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zip37 Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 I attended bboth schools aand it may surprise some of you to know: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAZipsFan Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 It's Tuesday night at 8:45 PM and Can't State STILL sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balki Bartokomous Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Its 9:02 and THIS just in. K-E-N-T no longer sucks.wait, wait a minute. It's 9:03 now and an independent research company has indeed confirmed that the Can't sucking meter was broken at 9:02. Can't will now suck twice as hard to make up for the lost minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valpo Zip Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 I just did some research and a thorough investigation. K-ent State does indeed STILL SUCK! I actually did some experiments and the indisputable results prove that It is hence proven both by research and by experimental evidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP Morgan Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 It 9:43pm, Just put my kids to bed and as I kissed my 2 year old son goodnight he said........"daddy I love you....I love you too son....Daddy.....yes son.......K-ent sucks.......you're right son, K-ent will always suck, sweet dreams." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Zip Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Upon further review, there is indisputable video evidence to prove that the ruling on the field stands: due to the fact that their all time football record is 288-461-28. That is a losing percentage of 63%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickzips Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Its not so much that I think that Can't sucks. Its that I KNOW that Can't sucks.10:52PM and as always Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quickasazip33 Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Upon further review, there is indisputable video evidence to prove that the ruling on the field stands: due to the fact that their all time football record is 288-461-28. That is a losing percentage of 63%. AS THE TECH GUY OF THE REVIEW BOOTH THAT LOOKED AT TWO PLAYS LAST SEASON IN THE SNOW BOWL AT THE BOWL THE TWO OFFICIALS LOOKED AT ME AND SAID YEAH THAT WAS A GOOD CALL BECAUSE Can't SUCKS!!!STATE UNIVERSITY AT Can'tSUK AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipthezip Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 11:00 P.M --- News flush --- All stations reporting that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyZip Posted September 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 started this thread 6 hours ago, it's now a new day, and Can't STATE STILL SUCKS. ZIPS = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fear this America Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 1:00 AM AND can't still sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zipseuph Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Our Father, who art in Akron,Brookhart be thy name.Thy kingdom come,MAC Championships won,On earth as it is in Detroit.Give us this day our Wagon Wheel,And forgive us our penaltiesAs we forgive those who pay tuition at Can't.And lead us not into offsides penalties,But deliver us from Dix,For thine is the kingdom,Otherwise known as the Rubber Bowl, but hopefully not in 2009AMEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zipseuph Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 I know we've all have heard this one before but just in caseAnthrax Scare At Can't State,Can't State football practice was delayed nearly two hourstoday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substanceon the practice field. Head Coach Doug Martin immediately suspendedpractice while police and federal investigators were called toinvestigate.After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that thewhite substance unknown to the players was the goal line.Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikelyto encounter the substance again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyZip Posted September 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Good afternoon. It's Noon on Wednesday September 27th and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quickasazip33 Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Good afternoon. It's Noon on Wednesday September 27th and I AM SOOOOO IN CLASS AT UA KOLBE HALL AND I WILL CONTINUE TO YELL THAT K-E-N-T STATE F'IN SUCKS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckzip Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Wow, I remember accounting classes. Debits on the left, credits on the right.Can't State in the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyZip Posted September 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Got my tickets for saturday, I'll be getting there early. I WONT be driving my car (see license plates and several zips stickers). Oh yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckzip Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Got my tickets for saturday, I'll be getting there early. I WONT be driving my car (see license plates and several zips stickers). Oh yeah. Why won't you drive your car becaue of your license and stickers?Do you think Can't fans can read? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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