RowdyZip Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 It's Tuesday September 26th at 7:02PM and Can't STATE SUCKS. Quote
Bleacher Bum Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 I just did some research and a thorough investigation. K-ent State does indeed STILL SUCK! Quote
quickasazip33 Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 I just did some research and a thorough investigation. K-ent State does indeed STILL SUCK! I WOULD LIKE TO SECOND WHAT IS SAID ABOVE AND THIRD AND FORTH AND PRETTY MUCH I ENJOY SAYING Can't STATE SUCKS!!!!AKRON Can't Can't akron akron fan akron fan!!!! Quote
Buckzip Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 Can't State sucks.Isn't that redundant? Quote
zip37 Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 I attended bboth schools aand it may surprise some of you to know: Quote
PAZipsFan Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 It's Tuesday night at 8:45 PM and Can't State STILL sucks. Quote
Balki Bartokomous Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Its 9:02 and THIS just in. K-E-N-T no longer sucks.wait, wait a minute. It's 9:03 now and an independent research company has indeed confirmed that the Can't sucking meter was broken at 9:02. Can't will now suck twice as hard to make up for the lost minute. Quote
Valpo Zip Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 I just did some research and a thorough investigation. K-ent State does indeed STILL SUCK! I actually did some experiments and the indisputable results prove that It is hence proven both by research and by experimental evidence. Quote
JP Morgan Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 It 9:43pm, Just put my kids to bed and as I kissed my 2 year old son goodnight he said........"daddy I love you....I love you too son....Daddy.....yes son.......K-ent sucks.......you're right son, K-ent will always suck, sweet dreams." Quote
Sergeant Zip Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Upon further review, there is indisputable video evidence to prove that the ruling on the field stands: due to the fact that their all time football record is 288-461-28. That is a losing percentage of 63%. Quote
Quickzips Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Its not so much that I think that Can't sucks. Its that I KNOW that Can't sucks.10:52PM and as always Quote
quickasazip33 Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Upon further review, there is indisputable video evidence to prove that the ruling on the field stands: due to the fact that their all time football record is 288-461-28. That is a losing percentage of 63%. AS THE TECH GUY OF THE REVIEW BOOTH THAT LOOKED AT TWO PLAYS LAST SEASON IN THE SNOW BOWL AT THE BOWL THE TWO OFFICIALS LOOKED AT ME AND SAID YEAH THAT WAS A GOOD CALL BECAUSE Can't SUCKS!!!STATE UNIVERSITY AT Can'tSUK AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote
flipthezip Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 11:00 P.M --- News flush --- All stations reporting that Quote
RowdyZip Posted September 27, 2006 Author Report Posted September 27, 2006 started this thread 6 hours ago, it's now a new day, and Can't STATE STILL SUCKS. ZIPS = Quote
Fear this America Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 1:00 AM AND can't still sucks Quote
zipseuph Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Our Father, who art in Akron,Brookhart be thy name.Thy kingdom come,MAC Championships won,On earth as it is in Detroit.Give us this day our Wagon Wheel,And forgive us our penaltiesAs we forgive those who pay tuition at Can't.And lead us not into offsides penalties,But deliver us from Dix,For thine is the kingdom,Otherwise known as the Rubber Bowl, but hopefully not in 2009AMEN Quote
zipseuph Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 I know we've all have heard this one before but just in caseAnthrax Scare At Can't State,Can't State football practice was delayed nearly two hourstoday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substanceon the practice field. Head Coach Doug Martin immediately suspendedpractice while police and federal investigators were called toinvestigate.After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that thewhite substance unknown to the players was the goal line.Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikelyto encounter the substance again. Quote
RowdyZip Posted September 27, 2006 Author Report Posted September 27, 2006 Good afternoon. It's Noon on Wednesday September 27th and Quote
quickasazip33 Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Good afternoon. It's Noon on Wednesday September 27th and I AM SOOOOO IN CLASS AT UA KOLBE HALL AND I WILL CONTINUE TO YELL THAT K-E-N-T STATE F'IN SUCKS Quote
Buckzip Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Wow, I remember accounting classes. Debits on the left, credits on the right.Can't State in the toilet. Quote
RowdyZip Posted September 27, 2006 Author Report Posted September 27, 2006 Got my tickets for saturday, I'll be getting there early. I WONT be driving my car (see license plates and several zips stickers). Oh yeah. Quote
Buckzip Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Got my tickets for saturday, I'll be getting there early. I WONT be driving my car (see license plates and several zips stickers). Oh yeah. Why won't you drive your car becaue of your license and stickers?Do you think Can't fans can read? Quote
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