tpsjugglerdude Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Reality check time. IU plays at a high level of football and competes with the nations elite every year. We have already shown your brother from the state of Michigan just what it is like to matchup with the mighty Hoosiers(HOO HOO!). Bill Lynch graduated from the MAC after establishing his dominance there and moved on to begin his conquest of the Big Ten. We have a 5 year plan to make the Rose Bowl. That is why we cannot lose this weekend. Shooting rocket!You can laugh at me all you want but I can hear the fear in your laughs. Here is a history lesson:You know the big red machine is about to descend upon the municipality of Akron, OH. Akron was founded in 1825 near the Ohio and Erie Canal, and became a manufacturing center owing to its location at a staircase of locks. The locks were needed due to the higher elevation of the area, which gave rise to the name Summit County as well as Akron, which is a rough translation of summit into Greek (Stewart, pg. 233). Akros, part of the original Greek word akrópolis, means highest. In the early 20th century, Akron was coined a boom town. After the decline of heavy manufacturing in the 1970s and '80s, the city's industry has since diversified into research, financial, and high tech sectors. In 2009, invaders from Bloomington, Indiana came in and took control of the city of Akron and it's football team in a dominating performance. They then returned to Bloomington, IN as victors.Good luck. You will need it.Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!I don't know which is the funniest line. Its either, "IU plays at a high level of football and competes" or "5 year plan to make the Rose Bowl." or "we cannot lose this weekend" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmd9 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Reality check time. IU plays at a high level of football and competes with the nations elite every year. We have already shown your brother from the state of Michigan just what it is like to matchup with the mighty Hoosiers(HOO HOO!). Bill Lynch graduated from the MAC after establishing his dominance there and moved on to begin his conquest of the Big Ten. We have a 5 year plan to make the Rose Bowl. That is why we cannot lose this weekend. Shooting rocket!You can laugh at me all you want but I can hear the fear in your laughs. Here is a history lesson:You know the big red machine is about to descend upon the municipality of Akron, OH. Akron was founded in 1825 near the Ohio and Erie Canal, and became a manufacturing center owing to its location at a staircase of locks. The locks were needed due to the higher elevation of the area, which gave rise to the name Summit County as well as Akron, which is a rough translation of summit into Greek (Stewart, pg. 233). Akros, part of the original Greek word akrópolis, means highest. In the early 20th century, Akron was coined a boom town. After the decline of heavy manufacturing in the 1970s and '80s, the city's industry has since diversified into research, financial, and high tech sectors. In 2009, invaders from Bloomington, Indiana came in and took control of the city of Akron and it's football team in a dominating performance. They then returned to Bloomington, IN as victors.Good luck. You will need it.Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!I don't know which is the funniest line. Its either, "IU plays at a high level of football and competes" or "5 year plan to make the Rose Bowl." or "we cannot lose this weekend"Someone should start a poll! and ZN can vote on the funniest line ever written...my nominee:"Bill Lynch graduated from the MAC after establishing his dominance there and moved on to begin his conquest of the Big Ten"hoo hoo :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:and yes we are laughing because we fear......Indiana? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fear the brown roo Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 This is the same Indiana that was going to pull out of this game if it was the first game played at Info. What a joke. Big Ten afraid of a MAC team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoohoohoosiers Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 I can promise to all those Zip fans about to be demoralized on Saturday that I have never been here before today. Your website was posted on a popular internet message board for fans of the most up and coming football program in the country. I have come here to spread the word that IU football and IU basketball are going to return to national prominence. It has already started. The Hoosiers are currently 2-0 which which ties the best start in IU football history. Your defensive lineman will soon learn what a red streak looks like as our stable of running backs put up 3 touchdowns to cement a victory. We've already dominated a fellow MAC conference member and victory is all but guaranteed. Bill Lynch has lead us to the promised land once before(2007!) and can do it again.A formal resolution will be put forth in the Indiana General Assembly on Monday to redraw all state maps because after Saturday, Indiana will officially own Akron.HOO HOO HOOSIERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziptrumpet87 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 I can promise to all those Zip fans about to be demoralized on Saturday that I have never been here before today. Your website was posted on a popular internet message board for fans of the most up and coming football program in the country. I have come here to spread the word that IU football and IU basketball are going to return to national prominence. It has already started. The Hoosiers are currently 2-0 which which ties the best start in IU football history. Your defensive lineman will soon learn what a red streak looks like as our stable of running backs put up 3 touchdowns to cement a victory. We've already dominated a fellow MAC conference member and victory is all but guaranteed. Bill Lynch has lead us to the promised land once before(2007!) and can do it again.A formal resolution will be put forth in the Indiana General Assembly on Monday to redraw all state maps because after Saturday, Indiana will officially own Akron.HOO HOO HOOSIERS!Penn State, one of the premier Big11 teams, only put up 31 on us... there's NO WAY the Hosers score that many.Zips roll in this one... 42-14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddiecoffey Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Your website was posted on a popular internet message board for fans of the most up and coming football program in the country.What were you doing reading Boise State's message boards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoohoohoosiers Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 I can promise to all those Zip fans about to be demoralized on Saturday that I have never been here before today. Your website was posted on a popular internet message board for fans of the most up and coming football program in the country. I have come here to spread the word that IU football and IU basketball are going to return to national prominence. It has already started. The Hoosiers are currently 2-0 which which ties the best start in IU football history. Your defensive lineman will soon learn what a red streak looks like as our stable of running backs put up 3 touchdowns to cement a victory. We've already dominated a fellow MAC conference member and victory is all but guaranteed. Bill Lynch has lead us to the promised land once before(2007!) and can do it again.A formal resolution will be put forth in the Indiana General Assembly on Monday to redraw all state maps because after Saturday, Indiana will officially own Akron.HOO HOO HOOSIERS!Penn State, one of the premier Big11 teams, only put up 31 on us... there's NO WAY the Hosers score that many.Zips roll in this one... 42-14IU > Penn StateHOO HOO HOOSIERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddiecoffey Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 I can promise to all those Zip fans about to be demoralized on Saturday that I have never been here before today. Your website was posted on a popular internet message board for fans of the most up and coming football program in the country. I have come here to spread the word that IU football and IU basketball are going to return to national prominence. It has already started. The Hoosiers are currently 2-0 which which ties the best start in IU football history. Your defensive lineman will soon learn what a red streak looks like as our stable of running backs put up 3 touchdowns to cement a victory. We've already dominated a fellow MAC conference member and victory is all but guaranteed. Bill Lynch has lead us to the promised land once before(2007!) and can do it again.A formal resolution will be put forth in the Indiana General Assembly on Monday to redraw all state maps because after Saturday, Indiana will officially own Akron.HOO HOO HOOSIERS!Penn State, one of the premier Big11 teams, only put up 31 on us... there's NO WAY the Hosers score that many.Zips roll in this one... 42-14IU > Penn StateHOO HOO HOOSIERS!Ok, now we know you're joking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoohoohoosiers Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Ok, now we know you're joking... I'm a realist. I'll admit that Penn State was better last year but they have lost several key players while IU has only gotten stronger and has closed the gap. Joe Paterno is the past and Bill Lynch is now a superior coach. He knows what he is doing. We've steadily improved from our first game to our second and I expect the current favorite to win Big Ten Coach of the Year Bill Lynch to continue to show that he's got it all figured out. Just wait. Indiana may not have the history of Penn State but the future is just as bright. We've got talent who played at Florida on the team! Florida won the national title last year! Upgrade! Yes! Hoo Hoo Hoosiers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmd9 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 I can promise to all those Zip fans about to be demoralized on Saturday that I have never been here before today. Your website was posted on a popular internet message board for fans of the most up and coming football program in the country. I have come here to spread the word that IU football and IU basketball are going to return to national prominence. It has already started. The Hoosiers are currently 2-0 which which ties the best start in IU football history. Your defensive lineman will soon learn what a red streak looks like as our stable of running backs put up 3 touchdowns to cement a victory. We've already dominated a fellow MAC conference member and victory is all but guaranteed. Bill Lynch has lead us to the promised land once before(2007!) and can do it again.A formal resolution will be put forth in the Indiana General Assembly on Monday to redraw all state maps because after Saturday, Indiana will officially own Akron.HOO HOO HOOSIERS!Penn State, one of the premier Big11 teams, only put up 31 on us... there's NO WAY the Hosers score that many.Zips roll in this one... 42-14IU > Penn StateHOO HOO HOOSIERS!Ok, now we know you're joking... "You can laugh at me all you want but I can hear the fear in your laughs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zipmeister Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Well Zip fans, prepare to eat crow. I have checked it out and hoo hoo (aka Kid) is correct, Indiana does have a plan to get to the Rose Bowl in 5 years. Bake sales every week until enough money has been raised to purchase a ticket for each and every team member. Right Kid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xu9697 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Hoo hoo, please tell me you are coming to the game. We need this type of visiting fan at the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zipzippy Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 YOU say you already beat down one of our fellow MAC members a 4 point win over a team who got blown out by Michigan is not a beat down. If I remember correctly they were going in for the win and fumbled again doesnt sound like a beat down to me. zips by 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Z Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Reality check time. IU plays at a high level of football and competes with the nations elite every year.You do know you play in the "Big" Ten right? Make sure you stop back Sunday win or lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoohoohoosiers Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 If I remember correctly they were going in for the win and fumbled again doesnt sound like a beat down to me. zips by 14DEFENSE wins championships. I have that written on my "Glorious IU Football" wall in my basement. It's the credo that former MAC coach Bill Lynch has instilled into his team. He instructs his coaches to teach it. It is what separates the hunter(IU) vs. the hunted(Akron). Our championship level defense decided they had to make a stand and they did. The problem is that our offense did not score the 40+ points that Bill Lynch requested. He has fixed that problem this week in practice(see practice report above) and it will pay massive dividends in the game on Saturday. If you had played us last Saturday, we probably don't score 40 points but times have changed in Bloomington.I apologize if I sound cocky. I don't mean to be. I am just aware of the exponential increase in play of the HOO HOO HOOSIERS! I don't blame you all for doubting what I am saying. You haven't seen the practice reports from the previous week. It is ok. There are certain names that every household in America will be introduced to on Saturday. I won't ruin the surprise for you guys but a couple stars will be born on the gridiron in the municipality of Akron.HOO HOO HOOSIERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zipfan85 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 I can promise to all those Zip fans about to be demoralized on Saturday that I have never been here before today. Your website was posted on a popular internet message board for fans of the most up and coming football program in the country. I have come here to spread the word that IU football and IU basketball are going to return to national prominence. It has already started. The Hoosiers are currently 2-0 which which ties the best start in IU football history. Your defensive lineman will soon learn what a red streak looks like as our stable of running backs put up 3 touchdowns to cement a victory. We've already dominated a fellow MAC conference member and victory is all but guaranteed. Bill Lynch has lead us to the promised land once before(2007!) and can do it again.A formal resolution will be put forth in the Indiana General Assembly on Monday to redraw all state maps because after Saturday, Indiana will officially own Akron.HOO HOO HOOSIERS!My favorite line. Why would you be proud of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the General Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 If I remember correctly they were going in for the win and fumbled again doesnt sound like a beat down to me. zips by 14DEFENSE wins championships. I have that written on my "Glorious IU Football" wall in my basement. It's the credo that former MAC coach Bill Lynch has instilled into his team. He instructs his coaches to teach it. It is what separates the hunter(IU) vs. the hunted(Akron). Our championship level defense decided they had to make a stand and they did. The problem is that our offense did not score the 40+ points that Bill Lynch requested. He has fixed that problem this week in practice(see practice report above) and it will pay massive dividends in the game on Saturday. If you had played us last Saturday, we probably don't score 40 points but times have changed in Bloomington.I apologize if I sound cocky. I don't mean to be. I am just aware of the exponential increase in play of the HOO HOO HOOSIERS! I don't blame you all for doubting what I am saying. You haven't seen the practice reports from the previous week. It is ok. There are certain names that every household in America will be introduced to on Saturday. I won't ruin the surprise for you guys but a couple stars will be born on the gridiron in the municipality of Akron.HOO HOO HOOSIERS!Indeed HOO HOO HOOSIERS. There is no doubt that IU will be #1 ranked team in the nation in 3 weeks. After we destroy Akron, O$U and Michigan we will begin our dynasty with Bill Lynch successfully campaigning for president in 2012. Akon should just lay down and give IU the game to save themselves for eminent humilation at the hands of one of the most predominant teams in Big Ten/College Football history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyzip84 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Ok, now we know you're joking... I'm a realist. I'll admit that Penn State was better last year but they have lost several key players while IU has only gotten stronger and has closed the gap. Joe Paterno is the past and Bill Lynch is now a superior coach. He knows what he is doing. We've steadily improved from our first game to our second and I expect the current favorite to win Big Ten Coach of the Year Bill Lynch to continue to show that he's got it all figured out. Just wait. Indiana may not have the history of Penn State but the future is just as bright. We've got talent who played at Florida on the team! Florida won the national title last year! Upgrade! Yes! Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!Where are PSU_Lions_84 and psu1 when we need them??!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctmjbowes@sbcglobal.net Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 OK, now I know who this guy is. Hoo Hoo is Bill Lynch's fluffer isn't he? THAT's what's happening in Hoo Hoo's basement.If I remember correctly they were going in for the win and fumbled again doesnt sound like a beat down to me. zips by 14DEFENSE wins championships. I have that written on my "Glorious IU Football" wall in my basement. It's the credo that former MAC coach Bill Lynch has instilled into his team. He instructs his coaches to teach it. It is what separates the hunter(IU) vs. the hunted(Akron). Our championship level defense decided they had to make a stand and they did. The problem is that our offense did not score the 40+ points that Bill Lynch requested. He has fixed that problem this week in practice(see practice report above) and it will pay massive dividends in the game on Saturday. If you had played us last Saturday, we probably don't score 40 points but times have changed in Bloomington.I apologize if I sound cocky. I don't mean to be. I am just aware of the exponential increase in play of the HOO HOO HOOSIERS! I don't blame you all for doubting what I am saying. You haven't seen the practice reports from the previous week. It is ok. There are certain names that every household in America will be introduced to on Saturday. I won't ruin the surprise for you guys but a couple stars will be born on the gridiron in the municipality of Akron.HOO HOO HOOSIERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bUAkronG Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 I can promise to all those Zip fans about to be demoralized on Saturday that I have never been here before today. Your website was posted on a popular internet message board for fans of the most up and coming football program in the country. I have come here to spread the word that IU football and IU basketball are going to return to national prominence. It has already started. The Hoosiers are currently 2-0 which which ties the best start in IU football history. Your defensive lineman will soon learn what a red streak looks like as our stable of running backs put up 3 touchdowns to cement a victory. We've already dominated a fellow MAC conference member and victory is all but guaranteed. Bill Lynch has lead us to the promised land once before(2007!) and can do it again.A formal resolution will be put forth in the Indiana General Assembly on Monday to redraw all state maps because after Saturday, Indiana will officially own Akron.HOO HOO HOOSIERS!Guys, this guy is right...After all, after our first game, we started out 0-1 which ties our worst start in UA football history. This must mean that this is the worst UA football team we've ever had right? Boy, it's gonna suck for the hoo ha's to lose to the worst football team UA's ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreal1scout Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 If I remember correctly they were going in for the win and fumbled again doesnt sound like a beat down to me. zips by 14DEFENSE wins championships. I have that written on my "Glorious IU Football" wall in my basement. It's the credo that former MAC coach Bill Lynch has instilled into his team. He instructs his coaches to teach it. It is what separates the hunter(IU) vs. the hunted(Akron). Our championship level defense decided they had to make a stand and they did. The problem is that our offense did not score the 40+ points that Bill Lynch requested. He has fixed that problem this week in practice(see practice report above) and it will pay massive dividends in the game on Saturday. If you had played us last Saturday, we probably don't score 40 points but times have changed in Bloomington.I apologize if I sound cocky. I don't mean to be. I am just aware of the exponential increase in play of the HOO HOO HOOSIERS! I don't blame you all for doubting what I am saying. You haven't seen the practice reports from the previous week. It is ok. There are certain names that every household in America will be introduced to on Saturday. I won't ruin the surprise for you guys but a couple stars will be born on the gridiron in the municipality of Akron.HOO HOO HOOSIERS!The only surprise anyone will see this Saturday afternoon at UA's InfoCision Stadium will be how ridiculously lop-sided this game will be. And the ONLY stars anyone will see will be those ZIPS on the new InfoCision gridiron who will not only be delivering Fresh, Hot, Humble Pie to the Hoosier football fans, but also free Cans-Of-Whoopass to Bill Lynch and his championship level defense. We got our own championship defensive stars, who's names will be indelibly tattooed on the psyche's of any/alll Hoosiers who get in their way. And our kick-ass offense is gonna score points so fast and furious that Hoosier fans heads are gonna spin faster than Linda Blair's. (yes,from The Exorcist). You are gonna have whiplash from watching the Zips add points to our new scoreboard. When the Zips are done with you, you are gonna be the Poster Child of the HOOse HOO of Big Ten teams that have gotten their butts spanked by the Zips. And then every household in America will will be intoduced to what we already warned you about; Fear The Roo Zips: 49Hoo hoo's: 6Hoosier Roo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ejcool27 Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 If I remember correctly they were going in for the win and fumbled again doesnt sound like a beat down to me. zips by 14DEFENSE wins championships. I have that written on my "Glorious IU Football" wall in my basement. It's the credo that former MAC coach Bill Lynch has instilled into his team. He instructs his coaches to teach it. It is what separates the hunter(IU) vs. the hunted(Akron). Our championship level defense decided they had to make a stand and they did. The problem is that our offense did not score the 40+ points that Bill Lynch requested. He has fixed that problem this week in practice(see practice report above) and it will pay massive dividends in the game on Saturday. If you had played us last Saturday, we probably don't score 40 points but times have changed in Bloomington.I apologize if I sound cocky. I don't mean to be. I am just aware of the exponential increase in play of the HOO HOO HOOSIERS! I don't blame you all for doubting what I am saying. You haven't seen the practice reports from the previous week. It is ok. There are certain names that every household in America will be introduced to on Saturday. I won't ruin the surprise for you guys but a couple stars will be born on the gridiron in the municipality of Akron.HOO HOO HOOSIERS!You let Eastern Kentucky and Western Michigan put up double digits on you Championship Defense.........haha sorry that's not a Championship Defense....Penn State who only let us score 7! Now that's a great D! Sorry Indiana is a joke you'll be lucky to win 2 more games. Akron 35 Indiana 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zipsrifle Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Why would you want to unleash your hidden talent against Akron if this is going to be such an easy win? Wouldn't you want to squeak out a win this week to lull the Wolverines to sleep and then let them have it? Especially at The Big House? That would really make for a coming out party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zipzippy Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Defense does win championships but the only players on your defense that are worth anything are your ends. Your offense looks like it belongs in the same league with Eastern Kentucky good luck though you will need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDZip Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 The only surprise anyone will see this Saturday afternoon at UA's InfoCision Stadium will be how ridiculously lop-sided this game will be. And the ONLY stars anyone will see will be those ZIPS on the new InfoCision gridiron who will not only be delivering Fresh, Hot, Humble Pie to the Hoosier football fans, but also free Cans-Of-Whoopass to Bill Lynch and his championship level defense. We got our own championship defensive stars, who's names will be indelibly tattooed on the psyche's of any/alll Hoosiers who get in their way. And our kick-ass offense is gonna score points so fast and furious that Hoosier fans heads are gonna spin faster than Linda Blair's. (yes,from The Exorcist). You are gonna have whiplash from watching the Zips add points to our new scoreboard. When the Zips are done with you, you are gonna be the Poster Child of the HOOse HOO of Big Ten teams that have gotten their butts spanked by the Zips. And then every household in America will will be intoduced to what we already warned you about; Fear The Roo Zips: 49Hoo hoo's: 6Hoosier Roo? I love this guy - no prisoners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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