scottditzen Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Look at Coach I, rocking the sun roof lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Z Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Yet another reference. Aha, they even have a picture of Shawn harassing Army's QB (I recalled him having a pretty good game against them). Rivals Link Most amazing thing from the article: The team lead for sacks last year was THREE. Somebody better double that this year! Nice photoshop Bull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull_In_Exile Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Yet another reference. Aha, they even have a picture of Shawn harassing Army's QB (I recalled him having a pretty good game against them). Rivals Link Most amazing thing from the article: The team lead for sacks last year was THREE. Somebody better double that this year! Nice photoshop Bull. Late night server patching, bored IT Guy and a copy of Gimp... Ive come up with a few other text that he sent that day... I HOPE TEH FANS DONT KNOW W3 R GONG 2 KEP DA 3 3 5 -- Accidentally sent to Zip's Nation C JAQ OF CMPUS YET I HAET HAVNG 2 LOK MAH DOR?!!?! OMG WTF -- Accidentally sent to the Akron Police Department O NO JUST HIT A DOG WIT MAH CAR HOPE PETA DO3S NOT FIND OUT -- Accidentally sent to Citizens for Humane Animal Practices (CHAP, Akron) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zip Watcher Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Nice photoshop Bull. Late night server patching, bored IT Guy and a copy of Gimp... Brought out the Gimp! Nice. Way better than Photo$hop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Z Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 I've come up with a few other text that he sent that day... I HOPE TEH FANS DONT KNOW W3 R GONG 2 KEP DA 3 3 5 -- Accidentally sent to Zip's Nation Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckzip Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Yet another reference. Aha, they even have a picture of Shawn harassing Army's QB (I recalled him having a pretty good game against them). Rivals Link Most amazing thing from the article: The team lead for sacks last year was THREE. Somebody better double that this year! Nice photoshop Bull. Late night server patching, bored IT Guy and a copy of Gimp... Ive come up with a few other text that he sent that day... I HOPE TEH FANS DONT KNOW W3 R GONG 2 KEP DA 3 3 5 -- Accidentally sent to Zip's Nation C JAQ OF CMPUS YET I HAET HAVNG 2 LOK MAH DOR?!!?! OMG WTF -- Accidentally sent to the Akron Police Department O NO JUST HIT A DOG WIT MAH CAR HOPE PETA DO3S NOT FIND OUT -- Accidentally sent to Citizens for Humane Animal Practices (CHAP, Akron) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachTheZip Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Aaaaaaand he's back. Well, thanks for the free publicity of getting your coach's simple mistake published in every sports humor magazine and website in the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyzip84 Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Aaaaaaand he's back. Well, thanks for the free publicity of getting your coach's simple mistake published in every sports humor magazine and website in the country. He's back? Please explain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachTheZip Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Aaaaaaand he's back. Well, thanks for the free publicity of getting your coach's simple mistake published in every sports humor magazine and website in the country. He's back? Please explain. Check Rasor's blog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksu sucks Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 http://www.ohiomm.com/blogs/zips/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyzip84 Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Thanks, guys. I can only view the headline at work but that's enough in this case He probably wasn't thrilled with his other options. Now we'll get another 15 minutes of fame from this story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyzip84 Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 SL8: is it 2 l8 4 me 2 play 4 da zips n 2010? iCoach: its never 2 l8 SL8: idk iCoach: f u wrk hrd SL8: k iCoach: SL8: 10 sax or mor 4 u iCoach: gr8! if u do u wil b my bff! SL8: i <3 u! iCoach: i <3 u 2! SL8: iCoach: gtg tw on fone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g-mann17 Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 SL8: is it 2 l8 4 me 2 play 4 da zips n 2010? iCoach: its never 2 l8 SL8: idk iCoach: f u wrk hrd SL8: k iCoach: SL8: 10 sax or mor 4 u iCoach: gr8! if u do u wil b my bff! SL8: i <3 u! iCoach: i <3 u 2! SL8: iCoach: gtg tw on fone Hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Z Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Statement from Lemon (cut & paste from Rasor's Blog) "I would like to apologize to my teammates, the coaching staff and Athletic Director Tom Wistrcill for the poor and abrupt request to be released from my scholarship. I made an emotional decision and exercised poor judgment without fully considering the consequences of my actions. After realizing the error in my ways, I asked (head football) Coach (Rob) Ianello for the opportunity to be reinstated. I am very appreciative of the second chance that I am receiving to remain a member of the Akron Football program. I know we are embarking on an exciting time, and I am looking forward to helping the team in any way possible. I also want to apologize for allowing an internal issue within our football family to become public; I now fully realize how fortunate I am to be a student-athlete who represents The University of Akron." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zipmeister Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Statement from Lemon (cut & paste from Rasor's Blog) "I would like to apologize to my teammates, the coaching staff and Athletic Director Tom Wistrcill for the poor and abrupt request to be released from my scholarship. I made an emotional decision and exercised poor judgment without fully considering the consequences of my actions. After realizing the error in my ways, I asked (head football) Coach (Rob) Ianello for the opportunity to be reinstated. I am very appreciative of the second chance that I am receiving to remain a member of the Akron Football program. I know we are embarking on an exciting time, and I am looking forward to helping the team in any way possible. I also want to apologize for allowing an internal issue within our football family to become public; I now fully realize how fortunate I am to be a student-athlete who represents The University of Akron." If you believe Shawn authored this statement, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I would like to sell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTheZone Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Statement from Mondo "Primetime" Sewell, cut and pasted from facebook.... That's some bull shit fa real dog, but fuck man I would have done the same thing too man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GP1 Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Statement from Lemon (cut & paste from Rasor's Blog) "I would like to apologize to my teammates, the coaching staff and Athletic Director Tom Wistrcill for the poor and abrupt request to be released from my scholarship. I made an emotional decision and exercised poor judgment without fully considering the consequences of my actions. After realizing the error in my ways, I asked (head football) Coach (Rob) Ianello for the opportunity to be reinstated. I am very appreciative of the second chance that I am receiving to remain a member of the Akron Football program. I know we are embarking on an exciting time, and I am looking forward to helping the team in any way possible. I also want to apologize for allowing an internal issue within our football family to become public; I now fully realize how fortunate I am to be a student-athlete who represents The University of Akron." I notice the one guy who really created the problem has not issued a statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTheZone Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Statement from Lemon (cut & paste from Rasor's Blog) "I would like to apologize to my teammates, the coaching staff and Athletic Director Tom Wistrcill for the poor and abrupt request to be released from my scholarship. I made an emotional decision and exercised poor judgment without fully considering the consequences of my actions. After realizing the error in my ways, I asked (head football) Coach (Rob) Ianello for the opportunity to be reinstated. I am very appreciative of the second chance that I am receiving to remain a member of the Akron Football program. I know we are embarking on an exciting time, and I am looking forward to helping the team in any way possible. I also want to apologize for allowing an internal issue within our football family to become public; I now fully realize how fortunate I am to be a student-athlete who represents The University of Akron." I notice the one guy who really created the problem has not issued a statement. I was thinking the same thing. What kind of message are you sending to your players (no pun intended) when you force Lemon to issue a statement like this but you're the guy who caused the whole thing because you were trying to send a text message behind the guy's back of something you didn't have the cajonas to say to his face? If you're gonna make Lemon eat his shit and do this then you should at least issue a public apology yourself. If I'm a recruit looking at what kind of man I want to play for, Ianello looks like a little weasel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GP1 Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Statement from Lemon (cut & paste from Rasor's Blog) "I would like to apologize to my teammates, the coaching staff and Athletic Director Tom Wistrcill for the poor and abrupt request to be released from my scholarship. I made an emotional decision and exercised poor judgment without fully considering the consequences of my actions. After realizing the error in my ways, I asked (head football) Coach (Rob) Ianello for the opportunity to be reinstated. I am very appreciative of the second chance that I am receiving to remain a member of the Akron Football program. I know we are embarking on an exciting time, and I am looking forward to helping the team in any way possible. I also want to apologize for allowing an internal issue within our football family to become public; I now fully realize how fortunate I am to be a student-athlete who represents The University of Akron." I notice the one guy who really created the problem has not issued a statement. I was thinking the same thing. What kind of message are you sending to your players (no pun intended) when you force Lemon to issue a statement like this but you're the guy who caused the whole thing because you were trying to send a text message behind the guy's back of something you didn't have the cajonas to say to his face? If you're gonna make Lemon eat his shit and do this then you should at least issue a public apology yourself. If I'm a recruit looking at what kind of man I want to play for, Ianello looks like a little weasel. Well said. Lemon not only has to eat his own shit, but they are forcing him to eat Ianello's shit too. This is just unfair. There has been a lot of discussion on this board about character issues of late. I think we have a character issue as well and it ain't all Lemon or even Lemon. I think the character issue goes beyond the head coach as well. Let me be even more clear about the last sentence...I think our AD is a weasel and allows this kind of crap to go on....wait, no....he doesn't just allow it to go on, he promotes it. Something just doesn't smell right. Who will be the next person TW throws under the bus? First it was Reno, now a player....who will be next? For the first time since JD was fired, I'm not as bullish about the future of this program as I once was. I think we have Charlie Weis Jr. coaching our team and a complete incompetent running the Athletic Department. I'm feeling very concerned. Still trying to keep an open mind, but it is becoming more and more difficult. Well, I'm heading up to uptown Charlotte to take in the NRA Convention. I'm in the market for a used Howitzer and I figure if I can't buy it there, it can't be bought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zipmeister Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Maybe Coach can get the same guy who wrote Shawn's statement to write one for him too. I thought that one was excellently done and was highly believable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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