With the ABJ changing ownership hands, he's probably trying to avoid the question asked by the consultants in Office Space:
*Reviews Zips coverage from past seasons*
"So, what is it.....you DO here?"
Marshall's drives were long and drawn out, while ours lasted only a handful of plays a lot of the time. The defense had to be exhausted for a lot of the game.
If they're wearing them 2 or 3 times a year, they are likely an official alternate and not a one off, like minor league teams use on occasion. It isn't like they ordered 15 uniforms and have to hope they recruit guys that fit them for 5 years...
It reminded me of this from Major League: "The outfield walls now look like the yellow pages. And any of you folks having trouble finding a good proctologist, might want to come down here and check out the area around the 375 foot sign."