g-mann17 Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 If you all remember we saw the Badger forum do a "say something nice about your opponent" we had mentioned starting a similar trend here. Well what better way then to start with our most hated rival Can't.So let's see... My something nice about Can't...Hmm...Ok, well hippie skanks like to put out, if you don't mind the VD...Oh, I don't think anyone on their field hockey team has had a police altercation yet.. Quote
ZippyRulz Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 They're very generous about taking in problem basketball players. Quote
Dr Z Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 Rays Place is a great place to get a beer and a burger. Quote
ziptrumpet87 Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 Sorry, I just can't and like your mother says, "If you can't say something nice..." Quote
Zips fan Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 Can't state is located near an awesome university! Quote
johnnyzip84 Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 I couldn't think of anything, so I asked my buddy, Clark. Clark Can't. So I guess nobody can.says --> Quote
zippyrifle32 Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 those black squirrels make great target practice Quote
Let'sGoZips94 Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 They wear those teletubbie costumes well. They look good on Can't students. Especially that tinky-winky dude! Quote
GoZips88 Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 those black squirrels make great target practice ... and they taste like chicken! Quote
UAZipster0305 Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 There is enough hippie hay on their campus to get high on second-hand smoke. Quote
flipthezip Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Their graduates are always nice enough to ask me "Would you like fries with that?". Quote
zen Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Their graduates are always nice enough to ask me "Would you like fries with that?".Wow! So that means that the graduation criteria is to compose a complete sentence. This means Can't has progressed in academic standards. Quote
Valpo Zip Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 If it wasn't for Can't state hippies would have been uneducated. Quote
RowdyZip Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 If it wasn't for Can't state hippies would have been uneducated.Their fans are really good at dissecting why their football team sucks so bad... Quote
pdt1420 Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 They let that pregnant girl from my high school attend.oh, also... they haven't forced me to work with any of their alumni at my engineering job. Quote
ZipAlumn Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 One of my daughters graduated from K.S.U. .... but I still love her. Quote
UADavid Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 The city had the top rated tap water one year. Quote
Valpo Zip Posted October 3, 2008 Report Posted October 3, 2008 More than 10% of their graduates can spell their names Quote
flipthezip Posted October 3, 2008 Report Posted October 3, 2008 They let that pregnant girl from my high school attend.oh, also... they haven't forced me to work with any of their alumni at my engineering job.Who takes out the trash then? Quote
pdt1420 Posted October 3, 2008 Report Posted October 3, 2008 They let that pregnant girl from my high school attend.oh, also... they haven't forced me to work with any of their alumni at my engineering job.Who takes out the trash then?Someone above their paygrade. Janitors drop off the trash at the landfill Can't fans call a town. Quote
RootforRoo44 Posted October 3, 2008 Report Posted October 3, 2008 cant is a dump where bad smelling hippies are running around everywhere with Obama shirts....wait what were we doing again? Quote
UAZipster0305 Posted October 3, 2008 Report Posted October 3, 2008 Can't is great because you can read their message boards and get statements like:'Ike did failed out of school thats why he left Can't'which are not only grammatical and literary gems, but also reflect on the school's athletic AND academic programs so well.Thank you, KentDelt!RE: Can't State 2008-09 B-ballhttp://www.ncaabbs.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=474 Quote
Quickzips Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 They have a REALLY nice high school football stadium. Quote
zippyrifle32 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 even though their bathrooms smell like pot, all of their stalls have doors. Quote
Zipsrifle Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 They save me time as I only need to visit their forum once a week for 5 minutes to read all their posts. Quote
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