Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

dunno if this one was mentioned yet, but I was just flipping through some cable channels and Nat.Lampoons European Vacation was on. The family was sitting at breakfast and behind them is a couple making out:

Rusty: He's got his hands on her tits right at the table.

Ellen Griswold (mother): Stop staring.

Clark Griswold (father): European standards of public behavior are different than ours.

Rusty: But they're from Akron.

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted
dunno if this one was mentioned yet, but I was just flipping through some cable channels and Nat.Lampoons European Vacation was on. The family was sitting at breakfast and behind them is a couple making out:

Rusty: He's got his hands on her tits right at the table.

Ellen Griswold (mother): Stop staring.

Clark Griswold (father): European standards of public behavior are different than ours.

Rusty: But they're from Akron.

Looks like the guy with the 6th post in this thread beat you to that one.

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

FRIDAY EVENING NFL OWNERS CONFERENCE CALL: ROGER GOODELL LABOR UPDATE

Kraft: You have to be kidding… Roger, it’s 18 games or a lockout.

Dan Rooney: Agreed. Don’t listen to these lunatics.

Davis: Rooney, show some respect, your father and I once bedded a trailer full of circus freaks in Akron after a two-day coke binge. Your father had some moxie, unlike you, young fellah. You should have seen him, took the bearded lady for the team.

Rooney: Oh, God…

  • 4 weeks later...
Posted

I remember Akron popping up a few times in the sitcom "Home Improvement."

There's a national commercial for Sonic out right now that wonders what a guy from Akron would choose: Chicago dog or NY Dog?

  • 3 months later...
Posted

In Houseguest, Goldie Hawn's character tells Steve Martin the places she's lived. When she mentions "Akron" Steve intones that he feels sorry for her.In Steven Kings novel "Needful Things" Satan tells a boy that he is from Akron.

  • 2 months later...
Posted

I don't know if this is the right spot to post this, but as I was watching the Pitt/USF game, as they scanned the crowd after Pitt sacked BJ Daniels I spotted a rogue Akron fan.

310266_2023990682846_1336371916_31800822_1787643255_n.jpg

Posted
Akron-brand motor oil.

Nice logo. That "A" would look pretty sweet on the side of a football helmet.

I was wearing my Atlas football/soccer jersey at the CSU-Northridge game, and Uncle "Tank" from the soccer thread mentioned that he had seen it in the FIFA (12?) video game. "Lubricantes de Akron" is the shirt sponsor of the Guadalajara-based club in Mexico's Primera Division. Found it on e-bay last winter for $20. Pretty cool. :wave:

edit: Here's what the long-sleeve version looks like. Mine doesn't have the Coca-Cola or Corona on the back, but it does have the Skyy vodka on the sleeve.

  • 3 months later...
  • 3 weeks later...
  • 2 months later...
Posted
From the video game LA Noire:

LANoire.png

You'll run across a bus ticket from LA to Akron sitting on a suspect's dresser. I did a double-take when I saw it.

lol didn't see that you posted this last year. I just finally got around to playing LA Noire and came across this last night. Great stuff.

Posted

I can't remember if I posted this already on another forum or not, but here's an episode of Criminal Minds that the setting of the episode is in Akron, Ohio. Here it is:

  • 2 weeks later...
  • 2 months later...
Posted

In Stephen King's Dark Tower series, a post-WWII Akron is inserted somewhat randomly as the place where a minor character gets mugged and then kills the mugger with his brain. Standard Stephen King stuff, but it seemed weird to see Akron mentioned since King usually only names small towns from new England or major cities like New York.

  • 3 months later...
Posted

Sitting at the MNF game in Pittsburgh. Steeler fan behind me is irate because his team is down early to a heavy underdog.

He continues to yell through the first quarter "WAKE UP...WAKE UP!!!" He continues "This isn't Tennessee vs Akron!"

  • 2 months later...
Posted

Thursday Jan 17, 2013. New York Times crossword puzzle. 46 down, five letter word. City intersected by I-76 and I-77.

More random, the crossword is printed out and sitting in a rental in South Beach. That answer was filled in?!?

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...