Captain Kangaroo Posted February 24, 2004 Report Share Posted February 24, 2004 I think Dan Hipsher should keep his job because: #10. His players play H-A-R-D for him. Never an ounce of quit. #9. Stellar player retention...hardly ever see a kid drop out! *cough* #8. Stellar academic record...*cough Sims*, *cough E Smith*, *cough Courtney Jones* *cough Preston*, *cough etc* #7. The way his team responds after time-outs...never a turnover or a bad shot! #6. Who else could get 38 minutes per game out of a guy with the mobility of Frankenstein? #5. 20 win seasons are overrated! #4. MAC Tourney wins are overrated! #3. Playing in a 30% full JAR provides an intimate setting for you and your date. #2. If he gets fired...we could lose Bryan Hipsher to Can't (transfer)!! And the #1 reason Dan Hipsher should keep his job...*drum roll*..... F-bombs, F-bombs, F-bombs! :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Z Posted February 24, 2004 Report Share Posted February 24, 2004 Is that a photo of Letterman's son ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilltopper Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 I think we acually lost a player due to reason #1. Chris hahn? quit at halftime of a game during his sophmore year due to D Hip letting loose with one at him in front of his parents. Mom & Dad said enough already we're outta here!!!!!!! :angry: :blink: :ph34r: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kangaroo Posted February 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Seriously...is there any possible reason why he should be coach in 2004-5? Overall record: Horrible Tourney record: Horrible Player retention: Bad Major Out of Conference Wins: None Tenure: 9 years Excessive Cost to Terminate?: Nope. Either use the money saved when Owens quit towards a buyout, or "reassign" the guy and hope he follows Owens lead. It is impossible to be truely successful in NE Ohio Hoops with a 6,000 seat arena: Can't State has 6 consecutive 20 win seasons. It is impossible to win at Akron: Bob Huggins had 4, 20-win seasons in 5 years. Next year's team will be "loaded," so he shouldn't be release now: Gee...how many times have we heard that? Can anyone give me a reason why he should stay? Just one? Why do I have to go home with some moral victory (yay, Dru Joyce got 23 points...but we lost again) and an excuse every week (gosh, we learned about the suspensions after practice the day before the game ), while Can't is drubbing teams in front of a packed house on ESPN2 every week? :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zip Watcher Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 CK, you know I've been firmly in the DHip camp for years now .. .and sadly, I can say that it would be a pretty difficult case to make for bringing him back. A huge run in some tournies this year is probably all that can save him now. Time to move on because ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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