Quickzips

TD AKRON! WELCOME BACK!

Getsy getting hot at the perfect time. Keep him hot and don't make any mistakes here guys. WE NEED 7.

As soon as we start moving the Center has a false start. Just wonderful.

Puttin together a decent little drive here. Gotta get 7 on this.

Testicles moving back too. What is the NCAA record for combined sacks in one game? I think we may be able to break it today b/w us and the testicles.

2 Straight sacks on Getsy. Good job O-line. Good Job Luke. Put Jabari in there. Atleast he can avoid the rush.

3 and out and then we hold on the punt. What the hell is wrong with this team. Good job gettin these guys settled down and disciplined at half time.

How do you go offsides on a friggin kickoff? Do we have any discipline left whatsoever?

I disagree. 2 scores in 30 min. is more than feasible and with our D holding in there pretty well we can still run it and we should. If were gonna throw every down I'm gonna shut the game off and go watch my high school team at our first ever playoff game.

4th down. Whats the testicles gonna do?

How come the testicles can get the ball to their recievers under pressure but we can't? This is gonna drive me to sniffing glue.

DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW THATS MORE LIKE IT! PUT THAT SOB IN THE ENDZONE!

Hello Jay Rohr. D hasn't given up yet. Get some inspiration from that offense, gotta put some points on the board before halftime. God I love Jay Rohr!

NIU is a lot more disciplined team than we are with better senior leadership. Not impossible, but if this gets to more than a 2 score game its gonna be tough.

Another 3 and out, how long til our D gives up on this offense?

Missed field goal. Could this be the break we need?

Need to block the kick here guys. Get after that kicker.

God can we give them a few more penalty yards please. <our foot>

Ferguson wasn't in there. I don't know what you guys were listening too.

3 and out again. Just friggin wonderful. God I hate this.

Gotta make some changes real quick or this is gonna get even uglier.

Need a turnover to get this field position thing changed around. Thats what this game is coming down to. At least early.

3 and out for the testicles. God is Jay Rohr a friggin beast.

Not really sure on that but if we can force the Testicles into single coverage the odds of it go up exponentially. From what I understand Ball State has a pretty good run D but is weak against the pass. We gotta use Biggs' ability to make the first guy miss and pick up positive yardage to force the Testicles to bring safety's up to protect against the run. Praticularly on early downs. At that point in time we need to work on the play action quick strike. Hixon and Montgomery can beat many DB's 1 on 1 and if there is no safety help up top a 7 yard slant can easily go for 6.