Zipmeister

Now tell me that wouldn't be cool.That wouldn't be cool.

Let's hope them corperations don't limit their marketing efforts to billboards and radio commercials. Refrigerator magnets are also an ineffective marketing possibility.

Did you ever notice that nobody ever saw Superman and Clark K.e.n.t. at the same time and nobody could figure out they were the same guy cause Clark's glasses made him look soooo different? I was just wondering if any of you had noticed that, especially Zack and the Kid.

NOW we're talking sports. Any possibility Jenna will graduate early? Do any of the freshman have monster hands? Do we know the start time for the MAC open. Any Zip fans interested in renting a bus and making the trip? Will the new Zip store at the Info be carrying ammo?

Saw the band practicing today on the web cams. Hope our competition doesn't steal any of our routines.

Yesterday's posts contained lots of new and/or interesting stuff. Guys quitting football and basketball, guys doing well in football, men's basketball schedule, mid-major bball recruiting rankings, etc. BUT, what is going on with my two favorites: the rifle team and club baseball? Anything? Bueler? Bueler?

Even though it's been MANY years since I felt this particualr "angst", I sure can agree with you on this point. Man I hated the Townhouse back in the day for that policy On the other hand, some of us value the knowledge that if we get lucky, statutory rape is out of the picture. Being harmed by the young ladies boyfriend is still a possibility, but jail time is out.

I still haven't seen a picture of an Info bathroom stall door.

I wonder what kind of scholarship the young man at the Mount obtained.

Not to mention Ruby and the Romantics.

Hey idiot...read your own post....put your stuff in the area between the rows of parking spaces.1) dial down the harshness...2) its not very clear to where it IS permitted. I would assume the area between the rows is the place for everything, but wouldnt that be impeding vehicle traffic? Im only curious to what they are "defining" as the acceptable area... 1) I was only following instructions...2) I was only quoting what he wrote...

He will be an outstanding lineman for Capital University.

Hey idiot...read your own post....put your stuff in the area between the rows of parking spaces.

AHA. Competition for the most worthless link of the month award. Way to go.

I still think concrete AKRON could make the grass seating more fun. To enhance the game experience, I suggest they water the grass down just prior to the game.

News f.lash: Bain has bad back. Vegas changes the over under to how many plays he will be in on this year from one to zero.

Yeoh. That sounds so manly.

So are you saying our pass defense needs some work?

Now what was so offensive about pointing out that all the writing had gone out of John Heisman's hands that it merited deleting my post which suggested that he should have penned the forward?

Are you telling us you guys are so hard up that you are playing a guy who is partially blind?Actually, Meister, he is completely blind, but we figure that evens the odds for you guys a bit. If he could see even a little bit, the line would be 97.5 instead of 27.5. And I'll be playing defensive tackle. I'm 51 years old, 5'6" and 165 pounds, but Joe has confidence in me. Either that, or he is not drinking the "Fear the roo!" kool-aid just yet. Guess we'll find out after I get my first sack of your QB. I promise to be gentle, and not turn him on his head like Tamba Hali did to Troy Smith back in 2005 . . .So if you are admitting you go both ways, we kind of figured that out a while ago. :blink:

Now there is a stupid idea. Can you imagine the knuckle cracking hand shake opposing players will try to put on the quarterback before the game? Might as well go after all the skill position players.

No. No. No apologies are necessary. I love your unique sentence structure. Also kudos on using the correct version of "to" in the sentence.

John Heisman's relationship with the school was short-lived, but he would have been an excellent choice. Unfortunately, I understand all the writing has gone out of his hands.

Nominated for most worthless link provided on Zips Nation for the month of August. Congrats.