I don't think Tim's first spiel inspired anyone to want to strap it on and run through a brick wall for him. Watching that makes me want to take a couple of shots of NyQuil and go back to bed.
My question is: With a 4 team league, how many games in their season? 12? Play each team 4 times? I think a lot of sports fans would tune in to watch that. Probably not.