GP1 Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 So, I'm watching the Zips in downtown Charlotte today at Wild Wings. A server comes out of the door and stops dead in his tracks to see the the Zips and Golden Douchebags are playing on TV. He says to a patron, "I graduated from Can't State". The guy that is GP1 hears it and yells out, "With a degree from Can't State, the best you will ever do is serving beers at a bar."I hate Can't State. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bUAkronG Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 So, I'm watching the Zips in downtown Charlotte today at Wild Wings. A server comes out of the door and stops dead in his tracks to see the the Zips and Golden Douchebags are playing on TV. He says to a patron, "I graduated from Can't State". The guy that is GP1 hears it and yells out, "With a degree from Can't State, the best you will ever do is serving beers at a bar."I hate Can't State.That is AWESOME. I wish I had the balls to say something like that. Although at the game today the Flush mascot came up to our section and wasn't really doing much but I looked at him and was like what are you doing up here you're supposed to be over there idiot. Not sure if he heard me but he quickly turned around looking dejected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GP1 Posted November 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 So, I'm watching the Zips in downtown Charlotte today at Wild Wings. A server comes out of the door and stops dead in his tracks to see the the Zips and Golden Douchebags are playing on TV. He says to a patron, "I graduated from Can't State". The guy that is GP1 hears it and yells out, "With a degree from Can't State, the best you will ever do is serving beers at a bar."I hate Can't State.That is AWESOME. I wish I had the balls to say something like that. It has nothing to do with ball. Just say it. I'll never see that guy again in my life.......unless he takes the managers job at Five Guys at Rivergate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RootforRoo44 Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Nothing like putting a Can't douche in his place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
72 Roo Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 So, I'm watching the Zips in downtown Charlotte today at Wild Wings. A server comes out of the door and stops dead in his tracks to see the the Zips and Golden Douchebags are playing on TV. He says to a patron, "I graduated from Can't State". The guy that is GP1 hears it and yells out, "With a degree from Can't State, the best you will ever do is serving beers at a bar."I hate Can't State.GP1, this is the first time that I have evidence that you have lived up to your self-description as "Great". This time you earned it and I believe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zipmeister Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 So, I'm watching the Zips in downtown Charlotte today at Wild Wings. A server comes out of the door and stops dead in his tracks to see the the Zips and Golden Douchebags are playing on TV. He says to a patron, "I graduated from Can't State". The guy that is GP1 hears it and yells out, "With a degree from Can't State, the best you will ever do is serving beers at a bar."I hate Can't State.Like you, I really don't want to know what he did to the rest of the stuff you were served. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy_ua_00 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 So, I'm watching the Zips in downtown Charlotte today at Wild Wings. A server comes out of the door and stops dead in his tracks to see the the Zips and Golden Douchebags are playing on TV. He says to a patron, "I graduated from Can't State". The guy that is GP1 hears it and yells out, "With a degree from Can't State, the best you will ever do is serving beers at a bar."I hate Can't State.i graduated with a degree from THE universtity of akron, in biology and im serving beers in a bar. im making far more money doing that than most people with degrees so dont knock on people because they are bartenders/servers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UADavid Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 So, I'm watching the Zips in downtown Charlotte today at Wild Wings. A server comes out of the door and stops dead in his tracks to see the the Zips and Golden Douchebags are playing on TV. He says to a patron, "I graduated from Can't State". The guy that is GP1 hears it and yells out, "With a degree from Can't State, the best you will ever do is serving beers at a bar."I hate Can't State.Like you, I really don't want to know what he did to the rest of the stuff you were served. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GP1 Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 So, I'm watching the Zips in downtown Charlotte today at Wild Wings. A server comes out of the door and stops dead in his tracks to see the the Zips and Golden Douchebags are playing on TV. He says to a patron, "I graduated from Can't State". The guy that is GP1 hears it and yells out, "With a degree from Can't State, the best you will ever do is serving beers at a bar."I hate Can't State.Like you, I really don't want to know what he did to the rest of the stuff you were served. He wasn't serving my table. Good thing too, because the Great GP1 would have had him shine his shoes before he left......."Hey Can't grad....Go get your shine box." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zipmeister Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 So, I'm watching the Zips in downtown Charlotte today at Wild Wings. A server comes out of the door and stops dead in his tracks to see the the Zips and Golden Douchebags are playing on TV. He says to a patron, "I graduated from Can't State". The guy that is GP1 hears it and yells out, "With a degree from Can't State, the best you will ever do is serving beers at a bar."I hate Can't State.Like you, I really don't want to know what he did to the rest of the stuff you were served. He wasn't serving my table. Good thing too, because the Great GP1 would have had him shine his shoes before he left......."Hey Can't grad....Go get your shine box."Right..... you have never worked in a restaurant, have you? It gives me the willies just thinking about the stuff you chewed and swallowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilltopper Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 So, I'm watching the Zips in downtown Charlotte today at Wild Wings. A server comes out of the door and stops dead in his tracks to see the the Zips and Golden Douchebags are playing on TV. He says to a patron, "I graduated from Can't State". The guy that is GP1 hears it and yells out, "With a degree from Can't State, the best you will ever do is serving beers at a bar."I hate Can't State.Like you, I really don't want to know what he did to the rest of the stuff you were served. He wasn't serving my table. Good thing too, because the Great GP1 would have had him shine his shoes before he left......."Hey Can't grad....Go get your shine box."Right..... you have never worked in a restaurant, have you? It gives me the willies just thinking about the stuff you chewed and swallowed. Thats just what I was thinking! I used to own a restaurant, and you are asking for it if you piss off a server or cook for no reason. The Great GP1 would be advised to remember he can't see what goes on in the kitchen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctmjbowes@sbcglobal.net Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 It's entirely possible the Great GP1 had the chowder Saturday afternoon and didn't even know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GP1 Posted November 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 So, I'm watching the Zips in downtown Charlotte today at Wild Wings. A server comes out of the door and stops dead in his tracks to see the the Zips and Golden Douchebags are playing on TV. He says to a patron, "I graduated from Can't State". The guy that is GP1 hears it and yells out, "With a degree from Can't State, the best you will ever do is serving beers at a bar."I hate Can't State.Like you, I really don't want to know what he did to the rest of the stuff you were served. He wasn't serving my table. Good thing too, because the Great GP1 would have had him shine his shoes before he left......."Hey Can't grad....Go get your shine box."Right..... you have never worked in a restaurant, have you? It gives me the willies just thinking about the stuff you chewed and swallowed. Thats just what I was thinking! I used to own a restaurant, and you are asking for it if you piss off a server or cook for no reason. The Great GP1 would be advised to remember he can't see what goes on in the kitchen! Nothing from the kitchen. Just beers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GP1 Posted November 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Right..... you have never worked in a restaurant, have you?Why would I? All the Can't grads have all the jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctmjbowes@sbcglobal.net Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 So, really, Great One, did you have the chowder? I bet you did... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GP1 Posted November 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 It's entirely possible the Great GP1 had the chowder Saturday afternoon and didn't even know it.Maybe, but I'm sure you did and were more than willing to swallow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctmjbowes@sbcglobal.net Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 It's entirely possible the Great GP1 had the chowder Saturday afternoon and didn't even know it.Maybe, but I'm sure you did and were more than willing to swallow. :lol: :lol: Dude that response doesn't even make sense. Seriously, I love the Zips, but if you actually berated some poor bar keep all the way down there in Deliverance country, well, that's just uncool. I'd also be willing to bet a paycheck he provided a little extra "something" in one of your drinks or your food. Go GP1, Go GP1, Go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GP1 Posted November 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Dude that response doesn't even make sense.Doesn't make sense? Let me help. You got bitch-slapped.It's funny. We have spent years making fun of Can't grads for holding low level jobs. When the Great GP1 actually sees one working a job like we have made fun of for years, breaks the guys balls to his face during the Akron vs Can't game and now we aren"t supposed to make fun of Can't fans for being losers?I'm sorry, but Can't sucks and they deserve all the crap we can throw at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctmjbowes@sbcglobal.net Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Dude that response doesn't even make sense.Doesn't make sense? Let me help. You got bitch-slapped.It's funny. We have spent years making fun of Can't grads for holding low level jobs. When the Great GP1 actually sees one working a job like we have made fun of for years, breaks the guys balls to his face during the Akron vs Can't game and now we aren"t supposed to make fun of Can't fans for being losers?I'm sorry, but Can't sucks and they deserve all the crap we can throw at them.Yeah, the Great GP1 is an all-around great guy. Maybe the greatest ever. Hope you enjoyed the chowder fella, and keep doing UA proud... :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerofx Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 So, I'm watching the Zips in downtown Charlotte today at Wild Wings. A server comes out of the door and stops dead in his tracks to see the the Zips and Golden Douchebags are playing on TV. He says to a patron, "I graduated from Can't State". The guy that is GP1 hears it and yells out, "With a degree from Can't State, the best you will ever do is serving beers at a bar."I hate Can't State.That is AWESOME. I wish I had the balls to say something like that. It has nothing to do with ball. Just say it. I'll never see that guy again in my life.......unless he takes the managers job at Five Guys at Rivergate.I'm more of a BT's Burger Joint guy myself....when I'm not high lifing it at City Tavern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RootforRoo44 Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Dude that response doesn't even make sense.Doesn't make sense? Let me help. You got bitch-slapped.It's funny. We have spent years making fun of Can't grads for holding low level jobs. When the Great GP1 actually sees one working a job like we have made fun of for years, breaks the guys balls to his face during the Akron vs Can't game and now we aren"t supposed to make fun of Can't fans for being losers?I'm sorry, but Can't sucks and they deserve all the crap we can throw at them.Exactly. Can't sucks and i could care less about anyone who makes a conscious decision to go there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctmjbowes@sbcglobal.net Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Dude that response doesn't even make sense.Doesn't make sense? Let me help. You got bitch-slapped.It's funny. We have spent years making fun of Can't grads for holding low level jobs. When the Great GP1 actually sees one working a job like we have made fun of for years, breaks the guys balls to his face during the Akron vs Can't game and now we aren"t supposed to make fun of Can't fans for being losers?I'm sorry, but Can't sucks and they deserve all the crap we can throw at them.Exactly. Can't sucks and i could care less about anyone who makes a conscious decision to go there.In the context of sports fandom of course, all good with the venom. But dudes, when you're several states away and you happen to run into someone who is from your effective home town, and you slam them the way The Great GP1 apparently did here, frankly, you're just a dick. Most would never do such a thing and I hope that GP1 was just going "balls out" for the board's entertainment, and didn't actually upbraid some poor bar keep. It's one thing to be a fan, it's entirely another to just be a sore A-hole, and dressing down some kid who probably didn't care at all about sports when they were at Can't State would be a crappy thing to do, and I would applaud said kid if he added a little extra chowder to GP1's chowder after such a verbal assault.Seriously, I've got several family members who attended Can't State, as I'm sure most here do, and I would never want them to take that kind of garbage, especially so far away from home and in that context. Having said all of that, I will finish with GO ZIPS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GP1 Posted November 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Seriously, I've got several family members who attended Can't State, as I'm sure most here do, and I would never want them to take that kind of garbage, especially so far away from home and in that context.I'm pround to say I have no family members who went to Can't State. I would fart in the general direction of any family member who went to Can't State.BTW, the story is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctmjbowes@sbcglobal.net Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 ...and you're proud of it. I'm embarassed as a Zips fan to have you as a fellow Zips fan if indeed the story is true. I also really, really hope the bar keep adulterated your food and/or beverage "Color Purple" style, or worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RootforRoo44 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I'll be honest, screw anyone who goes to Can't. If you willingly attend that dump than you deserve everything coming to you from GP1.I dont hate Can't because it's our rival...no i hate Can't because it represents much of what is wrong in this state/country. Remember these are the people that threw rocks/bags of urine at National Guardsmen, they boo'd servicemen being sworn in during the MAC Championship 2 years ago at the Q, and they are the same school that didn't have the balls to take action against a professor that has repeatedly supported radical Islam's "Jihad against America".THAT is why anyone who goes/went/plans on going to Can't deserves anything said to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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