Zipmeister Posted December 8, 2009 Report Posted December 8, 2009 Who doesn't like a laugh here or there?Most of the posters on this board. This board is a strange mix of students and older guys who wish the world was like a Leave It To Beaver episode only with a more "suburban" tilt.What could be more suburban than Mayfield?
ZachTheZip Posted December 8, 2009 Report Posted December 8, 2009 What coaching candidate would be negotiating the salary amount for his assistant coaches? I have heard from numerous people that it is Stoops' job for the taking. Although it will cost YSU a significant amount of money, the expectations here are a LOT higher in Youngstown than in Akron.Youngstown State: The entire city of Youngstown is anxious to find out why Mark Stoops has yet to be named head coach at YSU. We wonder if a major BCS program is interested in Stoops as a DC. Jimbo? Some people believe if Arizona AD Jim Livengood in the next few days, Livengood would turn around and hire Stoops as the UNLV head coach.sourceFlorida State: FootballScoop has learned that Arizona defensive coordinator Mark Stoops interviewed yesterday with Florida State head coach Jimbo Fisher.
Dr Z Posted December 8, 2009 Report Posted December 8, 2009 Florida State: FootballScoop has learned that Arizona defensive coordinator Mark Stoops interviewed yesterday with Florida State head coach Jimbo Fisher. This just in, ZN has learned that eguins is on suicide watch.
Captain Kangaroo Posted December 8, 2009 Report Posted December 8, 2009 Florida State: FootballScoop has learned that Arizona defensive coordinator Mark Stoops interviewed yesterday with Florida State head coach Jimbo Fisher. This just in, ZN has learned that eguins is on suicide watch. I heard eguins pooped one an unheard of 50cm when he heard the news?
Zip Watcher Posted December 8, 2009 Report Posted December 8, 2009 Now, was that a brick sent 50cm, or just an average down your leg variety?
Captain Kangaroo Posted December 8, 2009 Report Posted December 8, 2009 Now, was that a brick sent 50cm, or just an average down your leg variety?Please refer to the graphic.
Zipmeister Posted December 8, 2009 Report Posted December 8, 2009 e has nothing to worry about. Who in his right mind would turn down a head coaching opportunity at YSU for an assistant position at FSU?
zen Posted December 8, 2009 Report Posted December 8, 2009 :lol:This thread has very rapidly become WIN
johnnyzip84 Posted December 8, 2009 Report Posted December 8, 2009 Are we to assume the Penguin's anal centerline is horizontal in this problem? Of course this makes a significant difference in this classic problem of "rectum-linear" motion
zen Posted December 8, 2009 Report Posted December 8, 2009 Are we to assume the Penguin's anal centerline is horizontal in this problem? Of course this makes a significant difference in this classic problem of "rectum-linear" motion OMFG I just thought of a horrible flàsh game idea.tries.... to.... resist.....
ZippyforPresident Posted December 9, 2009 Report Posted December 9, 2009 Well this thread has sure turned to s**t in a hurry..
eguins Posted December 9, 2009 Report Posted December 9, 2009 I stand by my statement that Mark Stoops is the front-runner for the YSU job. Sunseri of Alabama is the favorite to become D.C. at Florida State. The people I talk with on this subject know a lot more than the scoop sites.Of course he could be the surprise pick to get the job at FSU, in that case, we'd likely hire Eric Wolford, another Youngstown product, this one from Ursuline.
zippy5 Posted December 9, 2009 Report Posted December 9, 2009 I stand by my statement that Mark Stoops is the front-runner for the YSU job. Sunseri of Alabama is the favorite to become D.C. at Florida State. The people I talk with on this subject know a lot more than the scoop sites.Of course he could be the surprise pick to get the job at FSU, in that case, we'd likely hire Eric Wolford, another Youngstown product, this one from Ursuline.We all know he is the frontrunner for YSU. The question is; is YSU his frontrunner?
Dr Z Posted December 9, 2009 Report Posted December 9, 2009 he could be the surprise pick to get the job at FSU, in that case, we'd likely hire Eric Wolford, another Youngstown product, this one from Ursuline. How can that be? I thought he was just negotiating his coaches salaries and signing on the dotted line? Something about hitting a home run.
Dave in Green Posted December 9, 2009 Report Posted December 9, 2009 I stand by my statement that Mark Stoops is the front-runner for the YSU job. Sunseri of Alabama is the favorite to become D.C. at Florida State. The people I talk with on this subject know a lot more than the scoop sites.Of course he could be the surprise pick to get the job at FSU, in that case, we'd likely hire Eric Wolford, another Youngstown product, this one from Ursuline.Penquins are obviously smarter than fish when it comes to chasing after bait.
eguins Posted December 9, 2009 Report Posted December 9, 2009 he could be the surprise pick to get the job at FSU, in that case, we'd likely hire Eric Wolford, another Youngstown product, this one from Ursuline. How can that be? I thought he was just negotiating his coaches salaries and signing on the dotted line? Something about hitting a home run. At least he is interesting in playing ball for us, not the Kangaroos down the road in Akron.
zip37 Posted December 9, 2009 Report Posted December 9, 2009 equins-- gotta tell ya, I appreciate your posts.
Dr Z Posted December 9, 2009 Report Posted December 9, 2009 he could be the surprise pick to get the job at FSU, in that case, we'd likely hire Eric Wolford, another Youngstown product, this one from Ursuline. How can that be? I thought he was just negotiating his coaches salaries and signing on the dotted line? Something about hitting a home run. At least he is interesting in playing ball for us, not the Kangaroos down the road in Akron. Or he is using YSU as a negotiating dummy.
eguins Posted December 9, 2009 Report Posted December 9, 2009 equins-- gotta tell ya, I appreciate your posts.Trust me, I do not come here to tick you guys off, I can't help it I had to come on here and defend my Guins!
g-mann17 Posted December 9, 2009 Report Posted December 9, 2009 equins-- gotta tell ya, I appreciate your posts.Trust me, I do not come here to tick you guys off, I can't help it I had to come on here and defend my Guins!What's a Guin?
Captain Kangaroo Posted December 9, 2009 Report Posted December 9, 2009 equins-- gotta tell ya, I appreciate your posts.Trust me, I do not come here to tick you guys off, I can't help it I had to come on here and defend my Guins!Can anyone tell me what "Stoops" rhymes with?Hint -
g-mann17 Posted December 9, 2009 Report Posted December 9, 2009 equins-- gotta tell ya, I appreciate your posts.Trust me, I do not come here to tick you guys off, I can't help it I had to come on here and defend my Guins!Can anyone tell me what "Stoops" rhymes with?Hint -Um...Whoops Fruit LoopsPoopsHoopsAs in...After jumping through all those hoops these YSU fruit loops are saying "Whoops! Stoops might not even give two poops about this job!"
Dr Z Posted December 9, 2009 Report Posted December 9, 2009 After jumping through all those hoops these YSU fruit loops are saying "Whoops! Stoops might not even give two poops about this job!"Sources indicate that Stoops was “very impressive” during the interview at FSUI'm telling you guys (well just eguin), you (YSU) need to get DJ Durkin as your next head coach.
eguins Posted December 9, 2009 Report Posted December 9, 2009 Good hire by you guys. Here is the latest on the YSU job:http://www.letsgoguins.com/columns/footbal...ops-and-wolford
Dave in Green Posted December 10, 2009 Report Posted December 10, 2009 Best of luck to YSU on getting either of your two leading candidates.
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