Doug Martin Laments the Fact that He Sucks

[Captain Kangaroo]

Sucky Dougy Just Can't Win

[GoZips]

The team is also putting new carpet in both the players’ and coaches’ locker rooms.

And this is relevant how?

[ditchrider1]

The team is also putting new carpet in both the players’ and coaches’ locker rooms.

And this is relevant how?

As much as I dislike the Flushes, I like to see them and Akron both competitive in the East...makes me hope that spanking them for the Wagon Wheel can also mean a trip to the MAC title game one of these years...doubly sweet.

[Captain Kangaroo]

The team is also putting new carpet in both the players’ and coaches’ locker rooms.

And this is relevant how?

As much as I dislike the Flushes, I like to see them and Akron both competitive in the East...makes me hope that spanking them for the Wagon Wheel can also mean a trip to the MAC title game one of these years...doubly sweet.

I hope K.e.n.t. loses every game by 50 points. I hope they draw under 9k, instead of their goal of 90k. I hope they continue to arrest their alumni who tailgate at homecoming. I hope they get busted for multiple major recruiting violations. I hope 45 K.e.n.t. players get arrested in an ugly, drunken street brawl that makes national news for 5 weeks. I hope Doug Martin gets another contract extension after a 2-10 season.

F K.e.n.t. I hate K.e.n.t.

[meatwad]

The team is also putting new carpet in both the players’ and coaches’ locker rooms.

And this is relevant how?

As much as I dislike the Flushes, I like to see them and Akron both competitive in the East...makes me hope that spanking them for the Wagon Wheel can also mean a trip to the MAC title game one of these years...doubly sweet.

I hope K.e.n.t. loses every game by 50 points. I hope they draw under 9k, instead of their goal of 90k. I hope they continue to arrest their alumni who tailgate at homecoming. I hope they get busted for multiple major recruiting violations. I hope 45 K.e.n.t. players get arrested in an ugly, drunken street brawl that makes national news for 5 weeks. I hope Doug Martin gets another contract extension after a 2-10 season.

F K.e.n.t. I hate K.e.n.t.

+1

[ZachTheZip]

Can't can only get to 90k with our help. They're banking on a sold out stadium for the Wagon Wheel game. Without that game, they don't get anywhere near their goal. It's a dilema. Do you force Can't to drop to the FCS and get sanctioned by the NCAA, or do you show up to support your Zips?

[g-mann17]

Can't can only get to 90k with our help. They're banking on a sold out stadium for the Wagon Wheel game. Without that game, they don't get anywhere near their goal. It's a dilema. Do you force Can't to drop to the FCS and get sanctioned by the NCAA, or do you show up to support your Zips?

Can't picked a bad year to be on NCAA watch. They have only 2 home games in their first 6. They could be 1-5 in those games, not an appealing draw for Mid October-November.

However, we don't know that they would get "bumped to FCS" by the NCAA, there has never been a team that had the attendance problem. I could see a fine or loss of scholarships. Though if things go poorly for Can't the unbalanced MAC schedule could be finally resolved.

[GP1]

Doug is looking to inspire the team after losing three games by a total of 12 points.

"12 More Points" could be the inspiration they are looking for, but the way Doug coaches, they will lose three games by 13 points. There is nothing this loser can do to make his team a winner.

[ZachTheZip]

However, we don't know that they would get "bumped to FCS" by the NCAA, there has never been a team that had the attendance problem. I could see a fine or loss of scholarships. Though if things go poorly for Can't the unbalanced MAC schedule could be finally resolved.

We don't know what will happen. Not even EMU has sucked enough to be on watch like this. But wouldn't be fun to see the NCAA's reaction?

[johnnyzip84]

However, we don't know that they would get "bumped to FCS" by the NCAA, there has never been a team that had the attendance problem. I could see a fine or loss of scholarships. Though if things go poorly for Can't the unbalanced MAC schedule could be finally resolved.

We don't know what will happen. Not even EMU has sucked enough to be on watch like this. But wouldn't be fun to see the NCAA's reaction?

Maybe the NCAA is still afraid of Martin-Arson

[skip-zip]

The team is also putting new carpet in both the players’ and coaches’ locker rooms.

And this is relevant how?

As much as I dislike the Flushes, I like to see them and Akron both competitive in the East...makes me hope that spanking them for the Wagon Wheel can also mean a trip to the MAC title game one of these years...doubly sweet.

I hope K.e.n.t. loses every game by 50 points. I hope they draw under 9k, instead of their goal of 90k. I hope they continue to arrest their alumni who tailgate at homecoming. I hope they get busted for multiple major recruiting violations. I hope 45 K.e.n.t. players get arrested in an ugly, drunken street brawl that makes national news for 5 weeks. I hope Doug Martin gets another contract extension after a 2-10 season.

F K.e.n.t. I hate K.e.n.t.

+1

+2

You have to admit, Martin is quite entertiaining though. And I think he's had more gaffes over the years than Joe Biden.

[g-mann17]

Doug is looking to inspire the team after losing three games by a total of 12 points.

"12 More Points" could be the inspiration they are looking for, but the way Doug coaches, they will lose three games by 13 points. There is nothing this loser can do to make his team a winner.

His logic is funny. 12 more points. Well what if they get all 12 in the first game against the FCS opponent and just blow the hole load right there.

[Zipmeister]

The team is also putting new carpet in both the players’ and coaches’ locker rooms.

And this is relevant how?

As much as I dislike the Flushes, I like to see them and Akron both competitive in the East...makes me hope that spanking them for the Wagon Wheel can also mean a trip to the MAC title game one of these years...doubly sweet.

I hope K.e.n.t. loses every game by 50 points. I hope they draw under 9k, instead of their goal of 90k. I hope they continue to arrest their alumni who tailgate at homecoming. I hope they get busted for multiple major recruiting violations. I hope 45 K.e.n.t. players get arrested in an ugly, drunken street brawl that makes national news for 5 weeks. I hope Doug Martin gets another contract extension after a 2-10 season.

F K.e.n.t. I hate K.e.n.t.

Now I admit that I'm not the sharpest crayon in the box so I could be wrong, but I'm beginning to get the impression that you are not a huge fan of the Golde.n F,lashes.

[skip-zip]

Doug is looking to inspire the team after losing three games by a total of 12 points.

"12 More Points" could be the inspiration they are looking for, but the way Doug coaches, they will lose three games by 13 points. There is nothing this loser can do to make his team a winner.

His logic is funny. 12 more points. Well what if they get all 12 in the first game against the FCS opponent and just blow the hole load right there.

Right. If only we could all distribute our point production throughout the season precisely at the time we needed it. I think just about every team could justify how they would have won a few more games if this formula were used.

[Z.I.P.]

I hope K.e.n.t. loses every game by 50 points. I hope they draw under 9k, instead of their goal of 90k. I hope they continue to arrest their alumni who tailgate at homecoming. I hope they get busted for multiple major recruiting violations. I hope 45 K.e.n.t. players get arrested in an ugly, drunken street brawl that makes national news for 5 weeks. I hope Doug Martin gets another contract extension after a 2-10 season.

F K.e.n.t. I hate K.e.n.t.

Yes, but how do you REALLY feel Cap'n?? Please show us your inner-most emotions about the Golden flushes potential to become road kill for eguins and company!

[K92]

I hope K.e.n.t. loses every game by 50 points. I hope they draw under 9k, instead of their goal of 90k. I hope they continue to arrest their alumni who tailgate at homecoming. I hope they get busted for multiple major recruiting violations. I hope 45 K.e.n.t. players get arrested in an ugly, drunken street brawl that makes national news for 5 weeks. I hope Doug Martin gets another contract extension after a 2-10 season.

F K.e.n.t. I hate K.e.n.t.

Yes, but how do you REALLY feel Cap'n?? Please show us your inner-most emotions about the Golden flushes potential to become road kill for eguins and company!

Sometimes when my wife is watching T.V. I think "Man, I hate The Bachelorette..." but then I remember how much I hate Can't and everything snaps back into perspective.

[w00t]

The team is also putting new carpet in both the players’ and coaches’ locker rooms.

And this is relevant how?

As much as I dislike the Flushes, I like to see them and Akron both competitive in the East...makes me hope that spanking them for the Wagon Wheel can also mean a trip to the MAC title game one of these years...doubly sweet.

I hope K.e.n.t. loses every game by 50 points. I hope they draw under 9k, instead of their goal of 90k. I hope they continue to arrest their alumni who tailgate at homecoming. I hope they get busted for multiple major recruiting violations. I hope 45 K.e.n.t. players get arrested in an ugly, drunken street brawl that makes national news for 5 weeks. I hope Doug Martin gets another contract extension after a 2-10 season.

F K.e.n.t. I hate K.e.n.t.

Well done.

[72 Roo]

I heard Can't had a secret strategy this year, but I never would have guessed it was the old carpet ploy. Damn, that Doug martin is brilliant. I didn't see that one coming. We got a new stadium last year and Can't gets new carpet this year. They sure know how to compete. No wonder the Captain hates 'em. But I will do all I can to keep Martin there. He's our best chance to win because ...