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I think a curse has been placed on the program. Kinda like the curse of Rocky Colavito. I don't know if the Akron curse goes back to the time of Dennison or just back to JD. A nameless friend of mine who lives somewhere in a bayou in Louisiana suggested this. He said Jobu is PO'ed. He said the curse has to be removed but he is not exactly sure how. Apparently Jobu is a tough dude. He said it might take a sacrifice like burning a pair of rubber boots made by Goodyear at midfield of the Info. Fans, players and coaches would have to wander aimlessly around the field until the boots stopped burning and they were 'shown the way'. My friend said if that didn't work goodluck.

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  Lee Adams said:
I think a curse has been placed on the program. Kinda like the curse of Rocky Colavito. I don't know if the Akron curse goes back to the time of Dennison or just back to JD. A nameless friend of mine who lives somewhere in a bayou in Louisiana suggested this. He said Jobu is PO'ed. He said the curse has to be removed but he is not exactly sure how. Apparently Jobu is a tough dude. He said it might take a sacrifice like burning a pair of rubber boots made by Goodyear at midfield of the Info. Fans, players and coaches would have to wander aimlessly around the field until the boots stopped burning and they were 'shown the way'. My friend said if that didn't work goodluck.

All that is needed is to check our recod prior to and after the Larson/Dennison era [they were one after another and in the same mold]: the answer lies there.

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I think our new facilities make opposing players way too comfortable here. What we need is a dump of a stadium with pathetic locker rooms to depress the opposition before the game even starts. If we could locate the stadium remotely from the attractive campus that might help too.

p.s Lee, you must be trying to drum up business for Google. I'll bet 80% of this board doesn't have a clue who Rocky Colavito is.

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No voodoo....just some shmuck from Notre Dame that helped run The Irish into the ground now running the Zips strait to hell.

  Lee Adams said:
I think a curse has been placed on the program. Kinda like the curse of Rocky Colavito. I don't know if the Akron curse goes back to the time of Dennison or just back to JD. A nameless friend of mine who lives somewhere in a bayou in Louisiana suggested this. He said Jobu is PO'ed. He said the curse has to be removed but he is not exactly sure how. Apparently Jobu is a tough dude. He said it might take a sacrifice like burning a pair of rubber boots made by Goodyear at midfield of the Info. Fans, players and coaches would have to wander aimlessly around the field until the boots stopped burning and they were 'shown the way'. My friend said if that didn't work goodluck.
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  Lee Adams said:
I think a curse has been placed on the program. Kinda like the curse of Rocky Colavito. I don't know if the Akron curse goes back to the time of Dennison or just back to JD. A nameless friend of mine who lives somewhere in a bayou in Louisiana suggested this. He said Jobu is PO'ed. He said the curse has to be removed but he is not exactly sure how. Apparently Jobu is a tough dude. He said it might take a sacrifice like burning a pair of rubber boots made by Goodyear at midfield of the Info. Fans, players and coaches would have to wander aimlessly around the field until the boots stopped burning and they were 'shown the way'. My friend said if that didn't work goodluck.

I think it was Goodrich who made the shoes. Then again, I could also be trying to drum up business for Google.

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I have some magic dust that I sprinkled on the 50 yard line of the Rubber Bowl at the end of the 2004 season. It must have worked, because look what happened the next season. I still have a little left. Now all I need to do is get access to the field and maybe our fortunes could change again. I'm not joking. :)

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I have some magic dust that I sprinkled on the 50 yard line of the Rubber Bowl at the end of the 2004 season. It must have worked, because look what happened the next season. I still have a little left. Now all I need to do is get access to the field and maybe our fortunes could change again. I'm not joking. :)
If I thought it would work, I would set you up with some kind of paintball gun to shoot your "dust" on to the field from your seat. But, you could always ask a player to do it for you. I bet I know one that could do it. If your serious, stop by the tailgate before or after.
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I have some magic dust that I sprinkled on the 50 yard line of the Rubber Bowl at the end of the 2004 season. It must have worked, because look what happened the next season. I still have a little left. Now all I need to do is get access to the field and maybe our fortunes could change again. I'm not joking. :)

Find a way to make this happen after the end of the season. It certainly couldn't hurt.

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I have some magic dust that I sprinkled on the 50 yard line of the Rubber Bowl at the end of the 2004 season. It must have worked, because look what happened the next season. I still have a little left. Now all I need to do is get access to the field and maybe our fortunes could change again. I'm not joking. :)

Could you make iCoach & UBoob disappear in a cloud of your dust?!? Many would be forever grateful! :bow:

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  Lee Adams said:
I think a curse has been placed on the program. Kinda like the curse of Rocky Colavito. I don't know if the Akron curse goes back to the time of Dennison or just back to JD. A nameless friend of mine who lives somewhere in a bayou in Louisiana suggested this. He said Jobu is PO'ed. He said the curse has to be removed but he is not exactly sure how. Apparently Jobu is a tough dude. He said it might take a sacrifice like burning a pair of rubber boots made by Goodyear at midfield of the Info. Fans, players and coaches would have to wander aimlessly around the field until the boots stopped burning and they were 'shown the way'. My friend said if that didn't work goodluck.

I think it was Goodrich who made the shoes. Then again, I could also be trying to drum up business for Google.

Ya you may be right.

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  Hilltopper said:
I have some magic dust that I sprinkled on the 50 yard line of the Rubber Bowl at the end of the 2004 season. It must have worked, because look what happened the next season. I still have a little left. Now all I need to do is get access to the field and maybe our fortunes could change again. I'm not joking. :)

Is it stuck on the end of your nose? :wave:

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