GP1 Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 The quasi public relations firm of the team we play first next season, The Columbus Dispatch runs a ticker stating the number of days since Michigan last beat the cheating tOSU Buckeyes. I would like to propose we start one of our own. We could call it "Days Since Tressel Last Caught Lying". So far that number is up to three. Will the number get above 20 between now and the fall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skip-zip Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 I love the idea. But, it could possibly mean that he just hasn't talked in the last few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr Z Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 We could call it "Days Since Tressel Last Caught Lying". So far that number is up to three. Will the number get above 20 between now and the fall?Big Nut doesn't think it should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kangaroo Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Tressel's rotting corpse, dangling in the wind, will never get old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bUAkronG Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Tressel's rotting corpse, dangling in the wind, will never get old. if it will for me, does that make me not a true Zips fan? He's not coaching against us in September. That should be the only ties we have to the story. I would think discussions could be held on how much that helps our chances of winning rather than petty little threads like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kangaroo Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Tressel's rotting corpse, dangling in the wind, will never get old. if it will for me, does that make me not a true Zips fan? You may or may not be a true Zips fan...that's not for me to comment. What is for me to comment is - Our September opponent's coach, and his star players, are exposed as dirtbag cheaters and I love every daily-surfacing revelation. Twist, baby twist!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GP1 Posted March 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 dirtbag cheaters Don't you mean lying, dirtbag cheaters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GP1 Posted March 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 I would think discussions could be held on how much that helps our chances of winning rather than petty little threads like this. Fine then, let's have the discussion. What if between now and the fall, that lying sack of crap Tressel resigns and the NCAA probes their asses to the point that half their cheating team is suspended for five games? What if they are so deflated from the off season of lies, cheating and NCAA probes that they are an emotionless wreck this fall? I would think these things help the chances for a Zips victory. What the Athletic Department really needs to do, and they won't do it because they all want a job some day at tOSU, is to print t-shirts for the fall. The shirts would have Head Liar Tressel's photo on it with the words, "Liar, liar pants on fire" below his picture. Why would anyone defend Tressel at this point? Because he is one of them? He is actually one of us because he has a degree from UofA, but we all know a liar when we see one and should call him out for being a liar BECAUSE he is one of us. Why would anyone be sick of hearing about it? I love hearing about it. There is nothing better in life than watching a phony being exposed for being a phony. Jim Tressel is the Milli Vanilli of reported high moral character coaches. How many tOSU fans are now singing the song, "I'm Gonna Miss You" while wearing their favorite sweater vest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bUAkronG Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 I would think discussions could be held on how much that helps our chances of winning rather than petty little threads like this. Fine then, let's have the discussion. What if between now and the fall, that lying sack of crap Tressel resigns and the NCAA probes their asses to the point that half their cheating team is suspended for five games? What if they are so deflated from the off season of lies, cheating and NCAA probes that they are an emotionless wreck this fall? I would think these things help the chances for a Zips victory. What the Athletic Department really needs to do, and they won't do it because they all want a job some day at tOSU, is to print t-shirts for the fall. The shirts would have Head Liar Tressel's photo on it with the words, "Liar, liar pants on fire" below his picture. Why would anyone defend Tressel at this point? Because he is one of them? He is actually one of us because he has a degree from UofA, but we all know a liar when we see one and should call him out for being a liar BECAUSE he is one of us. Why would anyone be sick of hearing about it? I love hearing about it. There is nothing better in life than watching a phony being exposed for being a phony. Jim Tressel is the Milli Vanilli of reported high moral character coaches. How many tOSU fans are now singing the song, "I'm Gonna Miss You" while wearing their favorite sweater vest? I guess since he doesn't coach my team I could give two shits. And I think what actually bugs me about this is that even if the Zips weren't playing the Buckeyes this fall, these threads would still be posted. Some of the posters here love to bash the Buckeyes any chance they get. Luckily for them they've got a legitimate reason now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GP1 Posted March 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 I guess since he doesn't coach my team I could give two shits. And I think what actually bugs me about this is that even if the Zips weren't playing the Buckeyes this fall, these threads would still be posted. Some of the posters here love to bash the Buckeyes any chance they get. Luckily for them they've got a legitimate reason now. But he does coach a team we are playing in the fall. The discussion ties to what players will be on the field this fall for our first game. Who is remaining on their team ties to the lies Tressel tells and is caught telling. You're right, the threads would be posted, but they would be posted on the Smack board. It isn't smack that Tressel is a cheating liar, it's a fact. Since it is a fact, it can be posted in the Football forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kangaroo Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Some of the posters here love to bash the Buckeyes any chance they get. Luckily for them they've got a legitimate reason now. It isn't luck. From the Clarrett "gettin' his goose on", to Troy Smith's $500 handshakes, to telling Erik Howard, a Zips commit, to back out and go to a Prep school, everyone knew Tressel would eventually get exposed in a big way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDZip Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Does this mean we'll have to change the Forward section in the book on Akron football? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kangaroo Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Does this mean we'll have to change the Forward section in the book on Akron football? Something tells me there won't be a second printing of that book for a couple decades... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skip-zip Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Tressel's rotting corpse, dangling in the wind, will never get old. Amen!!....and Akronnnnnn, I'm afraid it's still only the beginning of this story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zipsrifle Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Some of the posters here love to bash the Buckeyes any chance they get. Luckily for them they've got a legitimate reason now. It isn't luck. From the Clarrett "gettin' his goose on", to Troy Smith's $500 handshakes, to telling Erik Howard, a Zips commit, to back out and go to a Prep school, everyone knew Tressel would eventually get exposed in a big way. OMG, that is one of the funniest things I have seen in a LONG time! AWESOME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksu sucks Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 So I thought this was an appropriate place to post this... I was listening to the Dan Patrick show, and some guy named "Rowdy in Ohio" calls in and basically tears Tressel to shreds. I think he sort of surprised Dan Patrick with his anti-OSWHO tone. At first I thought "Rowdy in Ohio" was a WWE enthusiast who needed to get out more; but once he started ripping on Tressel I knew he had to be one of our own. So are you out there RIO? Or are we dealing with a kilt wearing maniac that despises the silver and red? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FBJunkie Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 What does it mean when a post about the coach of another team gets a lot more activity than a post about how spring practice is going????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FBJunkie Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 OOOO OOOO OOOO I know!!! I know!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zips Win! Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 What does it mean when a post about the coach of another team gets a lot more activity than a post about how spring practice is going????? Thanks Jim. If I could get into practice to watch, I would post how it was going. It is a big secret at UA... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kangaroo Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 OOOO OOOO OOOO I know!!! I know!!!!! I know too...it means that Zips fans know nothing about this upcoming team. Seriously...did anyone learn anything from the last 77 second Ianello video? 77 seconds of generalities is all I have to talk about regarding Zips football. I could have written Ianello's sonnet. "We had a really spirited practice...guys were flying to the ball...the practice facility is really nice, but we hope to get outdoors...hope to see you at the Tap House." WTF is THAT? Zips fans are unfortunately WAY more informed about the lying, weasel Jim Tressel. Thus they spend time discussing his situation more than the Zips spring. Is Moore a legit competition to Nicely? Beats the hell out of me...I haven't seen Moore, and I have no idea how he's doing. No one from UA has anything to say about him. Is B. Alexander fully recovered from his knee injury? Beats the hell out of me...I have no idea how he's doing. How's the transfer DL from Michigan State looking...I'm expecting him to dominate this fall...is he tossing our incumbent OL's around like rag dolls? Is he out of shape? Beats the hell out of me...I have no idea how he's doing. Zips Athletics has absolutely no clue what it's like to be a fan of the Program. The awesome information packet of 77 second Ianello videos and a Spring roster .pdf makes me want to replay old Zips soccer and basketball games on my DVR. It doesn't get pumped, or informed about football. Tressel's a weasel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoZips Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Tressel's a weasel. No, no, no, Cap'n, you have it all wrong ... !!!! Tressel's a LYINGweasel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GP1 Posted March 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Tressel's a weasel. No, no, no, Cap'n, you have it all wrong ... !!!! Tressel's a LYINGweasel. Both of you are wrong. He is a lying, cheating, phony weasel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachTheZip Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Tressel's a weasel. No, no, no, Cap'n, you have it all wrong ... !!!! Tressel's a LYINGweasel. Both of you are wrong. He is a lying, cheating, phony weasel. Yeah? Well now he's rumored to be a lying, cheating, phony, UNEMPLOYED weasel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue & Gold Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Tressel's a weasel. No, no, no, Cap'n, you have it all wrong ... !!!! Tressel's a LYINGweasel. Both of you are wrong. He is a lying, cheating, phony weasel. Yeah? Well now he's rumored to be a lying, cheating, phony, UNEMPLOYED weasel. Link? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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