GP1 Posted July 18, 2012 Report Posted July 18, 2012 Article I wonder if Rule #1 was: Don't hide the food under your shirt and try to get away. We now have a nationally known coach who knows what to do and they have stories about going to the store. I like where this is going. Quote
Dr Z Posted July 18, 2012 Report Posted July 18, 2012 Don't most of the Ken+ football players do their main shopping from Cribb's bedroom closet? 100% natural, prepackaged, no additives or preservatives. Quote
Captain Kangaroo Posted July 18, 2012 Report Posted July 18, 2012 In the next installment, Coach shows the players the money they can save by clothes shopping at Gabriel Brothers. Quote
Zipmeister Posted July 18, 2012 Report Posted July 18, 2012 My favorite passage............ The closest Denzell Burton had ever come to grocery shopping was running into the convenience store closest to his Cleveland home to grab soda for his mother. Some of them night clerks had pretty good speed, so running out faster than I ran in was important. I always made sure my drawers was hiked up and I never lifted more than a 12 pack at one time. Quote
ZZZips Posted July 18, 2012 Report Posted July 18, 2012 In the third installment, coach takes the players to the City of Can't Police Department and lets them sit in the back of a cruiser so they are more comfortable during their first arrest. Quote
skip-zip Posted July 20, 2012 Report Posted July 20, 2012 I wonder if Rule #1 was: Don't hide the food under your shirt and try to get away. Quote
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